Who sez Dubya didn’t like to read when he was presidentin’? Although My Pet Goat was probably his favorite, he loved to read other books and here’s proof in a photo-toon from our November 20, 2003 issue.
Rewind: See Dubya Read
The New GOP Flavor of the Month is…
According to new polls, the new GOP flavor of the month is Newtie Fruitie Gingrich. Gingrich? Really? Haven’t we been down this path before? No matter, the laughs just keeps on coming! The Republicans just don’t want to pick Mitt(Spiff) Romney do they. But we have no doubt that Newtie will do or say something stupid to deflate his poll numbers again. Hmmmm, if Mr. Conservative Family Values makes it to the White House do you think he’ll dump the Snow Queen and get a new trophy wife? He’s got a track record folks. Just sayin’.
Shows Tonight on The Chess Channel
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Chess Channel. Embrace your inner nerd and give it a watch.
Shows Tonight on The Chess Channel
| 7:00pm | Beginning Chess: My Horsey Guy Takes Your Ashtray Looking Thingy |
| 7:30pm | Cutthroat Chess with Ralphie Poindexter |
| 8:00pm | Ruy Lopez: The Man, The Defense |
| 8:30pm | Great Opening Moves: The Wrath of Caro-Kann |
| 9:00pm | Queen Me! |
| 9:30pm | The Ten Most Exciting Mating Patterns |
Three Good Reasons To Vote For Rick Perry
Rick Perry’s debate brain fart is now the biggest story in Con-a-thon 2012, replacing Herman Cain’s sexual harassment allegations as top fodder for political pundits. The laughs just keep on coming!
The Trendy Sharper’s Ionic Briefs
Here’s a new SKYMart product just in time for the holiday office party.
What’s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons, solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell…all on sale at exorbitant prices? Not much if you ask us. That’s why we’re teaming with SKYMart, America’s favorite in-flight crap merchant shopping mart, to bring you the best in people pleasing products. So break out your credit cards and prepare yourself for debilitating debt!
It Was This Big
Con-a-thon 2012 Republican front runner, Herman Cain, author of plan 999 from outer space, has had a bad couple weeks. Several women have come forward with allegations of sexual harassment by the former pizza magnate. Of course, Cain, Boss Limhogg and all the GOP blowhards from Fox News have not only denied all charges but have launched attacks against the victims. Did he sexually harass these women? We don’t know, but it sure is interesting watching Mr. Cain come up with explanations.
Joaquin Phoenix’s Next Mockumentary
Remember back in 2008 when actor Joaquin Phoenix appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman apparently whacked out of his gourd and announced that he was retiring from acting and becoming a rapper? It turns out, the joke was on us as he was just playing the part for a mockumentary he was making with Casey Affleck called I’m Still Here. Well, here’s a photo-toon we did in our March 7, 2009 issue which presents the topic for Mr. Phoenix’s next mockumentary.
Shows Tonight on The Mini Golf Channel
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. We’ve had a listing for the Golf Channel. Well, here’s a listing for the Mini Golf Channel.
Shows Tonight on The Mini Golf Channel
| 7:00pm | Ball Color: Does It Matter? |
| 7:30pm | Mini-Golf Fashions: The Ubiquitous Tam O’Shanter |
| 8:00pm | Floyd Webber’s Putting Tips: Navigating the Windmill |
| 8:30pm | America’s Best Courses: Cuzin’ Jed’s Hillbilly Village, Dogpatch USA |
| 9:00pm | Great Moments in Mini-Golf: The 1973 Putt-Putt Championships |
| 9:30pm | It’s All in The Wrist : Exercises For That Smooth Stroking Action |
More Celebrity Look-a-likes
More celebrity look-a-likes, this is from our January 31, 2007 issue.
A favorite feature nowadays in many papers across the country is one presenting local citizens who claim that they look like well known celebrities. Well we here at the Bucket know a lame-ass idea when we see it. We’ve asked residents of Cactus Corners, Arizona which celebrity they resemble. The results will astound you!
WARNING – You’re not seeing double folks!
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| Richard Munch: People are always telling me that from a distance, oh let’s say about a mile away, I look just like George Clooney. | |
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| Britney Spears: I love to visit Cactus Corners and when I do, people are constantly coming up to me and saying that I look exactly like Britney Spears.Wait a second…I am Britney Spears! Like, Duhhhhh! | |
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| Craig Lowenstein: The girls I hit on at the dance clubs say I look like some guy named Quasimodo. From the way they run away from me screaming, I’m guessing that’s a bad thing. | |
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| Koji Nakayama: I live in an all-white subdivision and all my neighbors keep calling me Kim Jong Il because they think I look like him; you know, I’m Asian and I wear glasses. I’m not even Korean, I’m Japanese, you friggin’ morons!! | |
Rewind: Halloween 2003
It’s Halloween again and speaking of ghouls and goblins we got to reminiscing about those glorious days of the Bush Administration. Here’s a photo-toon from our November 6, 2003 issue, when Dubya threw the mother of all Halloweenie parties at the White House. Those conservatives sure know how to party!
