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Shows Tonight On Court TV

2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we’ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We’ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we’re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we’ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.

Are you ready for some justice and entertainment? Grab your gavel and popcorn. Here’s a schedule of shows coming up on Court TV.

Shows Tonight on Court TV

6:00pm	*Hot Bench*
6:30pm	*Cold Bench*
7:00pm	*Luke Warm Bench*
7:30pm	*Judge Judy*
8:00pm	*Judge Reinhold*
8:30pm	*Grace Shipley, Super Stenographer*
10:00pm	*Bailiffs After Dark: Proper Handcuffing Techniques*

Shows Tonight On The Game Show Network

Another of our staples on our website from 2005 to 2007 was a little feature in our left hand column listing the crapfest of tv shows on obscure and not so obscure television networks. You know the old saying about tv, a million channels and nothing is on. Well, we couldn’t agree more. We’ve already posted several listings in our category TV Tonight. Here’s a schedule of people pleasing entertainment coming up on The Game Show Network.

Shows Tonight on The Game Show Network

7:00pm	*What’s My Disease?*
7:30pm	*Ultra Mega Super Duper Password*
8:00pm	*The Bitterly Divorced Game*
8:30pm	*The Bong Show*
9:00pm	*The Price is Right: Barker’s Beauties Gone Wild!*
9:30pm	*Who Wants to Be a Porn Star*

Shows Tonight On The Poker Network

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Poker Network. Ante up and lose your pants in the privacy of your own home.

Shows Tonight on The Poker Network

7:00pm	*Kalamazoo Hold-em: The Forgotten Poker*
7:30pm	*Children’s Ten and Under Poker Championships*
8:00pm	*Fitness Training for Poker Players: Killer Wrist Workouts*
8:30pm	*The World’s Funniest Poker Faces with Lady Gaga*
9:00pm	*Paris Hilton’s Stud Poker*
9:30pm	*Poker Under the Sheets*

Shows Tonight On The Celebrity Dancing Channel

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Celebrity Dancing Channel. Watch these shows because if there’s one thing Americans can’t get enough of, it’s celebrities dancing.

Shows Tonight on The Celebrity Dancing Channel

7:00pm	*Classic Television Show Dances: Adam West and the Batusi*
7:30pm	Snoop Dogg, The Minuet and You
8:00pm	*Kirstie Alley Dances Swan Lake*
8:30pm	*Breakdancing with Tony Bennett*
9:00pm	*Great Mating Dances: The Pee Wee Herman ‘Tequila’ Strut*
9:30pm	*Rosie O’Donnell’s Bellydancing Extravaganza*

Shows Tonight On The Philatelist Channel

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Philatelist Channel. Watch these shows because if there’s anything more exciting than coin collecting, it’s gotta be stamp collecting.

Shows Tonight on The Philatelist Channel

7:00pm	*Canada’s Looniest Stamps*
7:30pm	*1001 Reasons To Collect Stamps*
8:00pm	Topical Philately: The Fat Elvis Stamp
8:30pm	*True Confessions of a Stamp Addict*
9:00pm	*America’s Smuttiest Stamp: The Inverted Jenny*
9:30pm	*Philately After Dark: Lick it! Lick It Good!*

Shows Tonight On Amish TV

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for Amish TV. So settle thee in thy rocker chair with a glass of milk and a slice of shoofly pie and enjoy thyself.

Shows Tonight on Amish TV

7:00pm	*Barnraising 911*
7:30pm	*Knit Thee a Quilt!*
8:00pm	*Bonnet Fashions for Spring*
8:30pm	*Pimp Thy Carriage!*
9:00pm	*Seth Gildenstern’s Late Night Prayer and Comedy Hour*

Shows Tonight On The Civil War Channel

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Civil War Channel. So settle back in your easy chair with your salted pork, hardtack and whiskey and relive a simpler, bloodier time.

Shows Tonight on The Civil War Channel

7:00pm	*Ambrose Burnside: The Man, The Facial Hair*
7:30pm	*The Zouave Uniform: What The Hell Were They Thinking?*
8:00pm	*The Bloody Battle of Commandersville*
8:30pm	*The Bloody Skirmish of Chicken Gulch*
9:00pm	*The Bloody Picnic Lunch of Scootersburg Ferry*
9:30pm	*The Secret Love Sonnets of Ulysses S. Grant*

Shows Tonight On Venezuelan State TV

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for Venezuelan State TV. ¡Míralo! ¡Todo el mundo le gusta Chávez!

Shows Tonight on Venezuelan State TV

7:00pm	*Hugo Chavez: El Presidente mas Grande!*
7:30pm	*¿Por qué es Hugo Chavez tan Macho?*
8:00pm	*Hugo Chavez: El Mejor Hombre del Mundo!*
8:30pm	*Venezuela Bueno: Estados Unidos Malo*
9:00pm	*Full House*
9:30pm	*Hugo Chavez en la Noche*

Shows Tonight On The Gun Channel

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Gun Channel. Watch these shows with the ones you love…like Smith and Wesson.

Shows Tonight on The Gun Channel

7:00pm	*Glocked & Loaded: America’s Love Affair With Guns*
7:30pm	*Guns For Tots: It’s Never Too Early*
8:00pm	*Dick Cheney’s Gun Jamboree*
8:30pm	*I Married My Gun*
9:00pm	*Is That a Gun In Your Pocket…*
9:30pm	*Guns, Guns, Guns and More Guns!!!*

Shows Tonight On The Infomercial Channel

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Infomercial Channel. Change to this channel in the next five minutes and get a free key chain/potato peeler/sex toy just for watching.

Shows Tonight on The Infomercial Channel

7:00pm	*I’ve Got a System: Breaking the Bank in Vegas*
7:30pm	*I’ve Got a System: Breaking the Bank on Wall Street*
8:00pm	*The Bestest Exercise Machine Ever*
8:30pm	*Become a Real Estate Tycoon by Placing Tiny Little Ads*
9:00pm	*Time Life Presents: The Joanie Loves Chachi DVD Collection*
9:30pm	*Make Money Off Gullible People Who Can’t Sleep*