Kim Jong Il reportedly was a huge Daffy Duck fan. He owned the complete collection of episodes and also had a humongous collection of memorabilia. Who knows? Maybe he wanted to be Daffy Duck? Here’s a photo-toon of the dethpicable dictator from our October 28, 2006 issue.
North Korean dictator and Daffy Duck afficionado, Kim Jong Il, reflects on detonating a nuclear device last week, thus possibly jeopardizing regional and world peace.
A couple posts ago, the recent failure of North Korea’s long range missile reminded us of Kim Jong Il’s wilted missile back in 2006. Which got us thinking about all the anti-American zealots in the past decade who have died or gotten themselves captured and killed. We’ve decided to do a brief photo-toon retrospective on these radical, rabble-rousing, pain-in-the-worlds-asses. Plus, we’ve also got nothing new to put up so we decided to recycle for a while.
Kim Jong Il was known for his rather odd hairdos and his enforcement of hair styles on the people of North Korea. Here’s a photo-toon from our February 13, 2005 issue which shows North Koreans and visitors alike falling in line with the decree that all must follow the Great Leader.
North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, enforces his new policy where every citizen must wear the same hairdo as the illustrious leader...no matter what.
It was reported this week that North Korea’s test of a long range Taepodong 2 missile into orbit, broke up and fell into the Yellow Sea west of Seoul. This launch was supposed to showcase to the world the technological advancement of North Korea’s military under new leader Kim Jong Un, son of Kim Jong Il. But just like his father’s missile test in 2006, it failed with the world watching. Here’s a photo-toon from our July 7, 2006 issue which shows Kim Jong Il’s reaction to that unsuccessful missile test.
North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, sporting his latest wacky hairdo, watches the test launch of North Korea's long range Taepodong 2 missile with his military advisors.
More celebrity look-a-likes, this is from our January 31, 2007 issue.
A favorite feature nowadays in many papers across the country is one presenting local citizens who claim that they look like well known celebrities. Well we here at the Bucket know a lame-ass idea when we see it. We’ve asked residents of Cactus Corners, Arizona which celebrity they resemble. The results will astound you!
WARNING – You’re not seeing double folks!
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| Richard Munch: People are always telling me that from a distance, oh let’s say about a mile away, I look just like George Clooney. | |
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| Britney Spears: I love to visit Cactus Corners and when I do, people are constantly coming up to me and saying that I look exactly like Britney Spears.Wait a second…I am Britney Spears! Like, Duhhhhh! | |
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| Craig Lowenstein: The girls I hit on at the dance clubs say I look like some guy named Quasimodo. From the way they run away from me screaming, I’m guessing that’s a bad thing. | |
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| Koji Nakayama: I live in an all-white subdivision and all my neighbors keep calling me Kim Jong Il because they think I look like him; you know, I’m Asian and I wear glasses. I’m not even Korean, I’m Japanese, you friggin’ morons!! | |