There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Polka Channel. Looks like a barrel o’ fun!
Shows Tonight on The Polka Channel
| 7:00pm | Polka Legends: The Six Fat Dutchman |
| 7:30pm | Eddie Blazonczyk’s Accordion Hints: Proper Bellows Control |
| 8:00pm | The Jimmy Sturr Polka and Comedy Hour |
| 9:00pm | Oom-pa-pa!: The Incredible True Story of the Beer Barrel Polka |
| 9:30pm | Accordions and Sex: Confessions of a Polka Groupie |
Remember back in 2008 when actor Joaquin Phoenix appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman apparently whacked out of his gourd and announced that he was retiring from acting and becoming a rapper? It turns out, the joke was on us as he was just playing the part for a mockumentary he was making with Casey Affleck called I’m Still Here. Well, here’s a photo-toon we did in our March 7, 2009 issue which presents the topic for Mr. Phoenix’s next mockumentary.
Actor/Rapper Joaquin Phoenix has decided on yet another new career direction: the as yet unexplored field of rap polka.