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Rewind: Dubya’s Polls Went Kablooey

2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we’ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We’ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we’re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we’ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.

For our next Lil’ DubToon, we revisit 2007 after the 2006 midterm elections where George W. Bush and the Republicans got whomped which resulted in the Democrats taking over both the House and Senate. Despite the results, Dubya continued making excuse after excuse for the failures in the Iraq War, the Afghanistan quagmire and the exploding housing market. Thus, Bush’s polls tumbled precipitously into the 20’s. But Dubya stubbornly waxed poetic, saying sometimes polls just go poof. His didn’t just go poof, they exploded massively in his face. By the end of his presidency, Bush was polling at an anemic 22 percent.

Here’s our DubToon from our June 26, 2007 issue featuring Dubya lamenting that his polls went kablooey.

“I’ve been in politics long enough to know that polls just go poof at times.”

George W. Bush
04-19-2007

President George W. Bush's polls went klabooey all over his face.
“My polls went kablooey!”

If It Sounds Muslimy, Bomb It


From the unfrickingbelievable file…

In the wake of the recent Republican debate for the joke that is Con-a-thon 2016, where frontrunners Ted Cruz and Donald Trump announced proudly that they would carpet bomb ISIS in Syria, a poll conducted by the Public Policy Polling (PPP) found that 30% of Republicans and 41% of Donald Trump supporters were in favor of the United States magic carpet bombing the city of Agrabah. The only problem is that the city of Agrabah is the fictional city in Disney’s film Aladdin. But as evident in the last twenty years, facts and reality don’t matter to today’s right wing, teabagging, conservative, christian Republican. Their motto; if it sounds muslimy, bomb it!

Reneck Republican voters and Trump supporters say if it sounds muslimy, then bomb it.

Some red state Republican voters intellectually discuss the necessity of carpet bombing the very muslimy sounding city of Agrabah.