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McCain’s Poker Face

Arizona Senator John McCain, the man who gave us Sarah Palin, was caught last week playing online poker on his iPhone. What’s the big deal right? Well, it happened to be during a hearing about military intervention in Syria. But the kicker was that, later in the week, he had the audacity to suggest that Obama could be impeached for putting ‘boots on the ground’ in Syria. This from an ex-military man who has supported not only military intervention in Syria, but bombing Iran (to a Beach Boys tune no less) and the clusterf*ck that was the Iraq War. Talk about your mixed messages. Just think if McCain would’ve gotten into office. We might have our military in four, five or six different countries in the Middle East by now. We’re thinking that maybe it’s time for the good Senator to retire to one of his eight or ten or twenty houses that he owns so he can play online poker full time.

Senator John McCain shows off his only discernible remaining skill: playing online poker.

Shows Tonight On The Poker Network

There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Poker Network. Ante up and lose your pants in the privacy of your own home.

Shows Tonight on The Poker Network

7:00pm Kalamazoo Hold-em: The Forgotten Poker
7:30pm Children’s Ten and Under Poker Championships
8:00pm Fitness Training for Poker Players: Killer Wrist Workouts
8:30pm The World’s Funniest Poker Faces with Lady Gaga
9:00pm Paris Hilton’s Stud Poker
9:30pm Poker Under the Sheets