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There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Gun Channel. Watch these shows with the ones you love…like Smith and Wesson.
Shows Tonight on The Gun Channel
| 7:00pm | Glocked & Loaded: America’s Love Affair With Guns |
| 7:30pm | Guns For Tots: It’s Never Too Early |
| 8:00pm | Dick Cheney’s Gun Jamboree |
| 8:30pm | I Married My Gun |
| 9:00pm | Is That a Gun In Your Pocket… |
| 9:30pm | Guns, Guns, Guns and More Guns!!! |
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Infomercial Channel. Change to this channel in the next five minutes and get a free key chain/potato peeler/sex toy just for watching.
Shows Tonight on The Infomercial Channel
| 7:00pm | I’ve Got a System: Breaking the Bank in Vegas |
| 7:30pm | I’ve Got a System: Breaking the Bank on Wall Street |
| 8:00pm | The Bestest Exercise Machine Ever |
| 8:30pm | Become a Real Estate Tycoon by Placing Tiny Little Ads |
| 9:00pm | Time Life Presents: The Joanie Loves Chachi DVD Collection |
| 9:30pm | Make Money Off Gullible People Who Can’t Sleep |
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Numismatist Channel. Who knew coin collecting could be so exciting!
Shows Tonight on The Numismatist Channel
| 7:00pm | The Sacagawea Dollar: What The Hell Happened? |
| 7:30pm | Topics in Coin Collecting: Dealing with Loneliness |
| 8:00pm | Presidential Coin Mania! James Buchanan – Bad Coin, Bad President |
| 8:30pm | U.S. Coin Patterns of 1792 |
| 9:00pm | Drachmas: The Misunderstood Currency |
| 9:30pm | The Money Shot with Herm Finkelstein |
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Polka Channel. Looks like a barrel o’ fun!
Shows Tonight on The Polka Channel
| 7:00pm | Polka Legends: The Six Fat Dutchman |
| 7:30pm | Eddie Blazonczyk’s Accordion Hints: Proper Bellows Control |
| 8:00pm | The Jimmy Sturr Polka and Comedy Hour |
| 9:00pm | Oom-pa-pa!: The Incredible True Story of the Beer Barrel Polka |
| 9:30pm | Accordions and Sex: Confessions of a Polka Groupie |
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Crocheting Channel. Happy Hooking!
Shows Tonight on The Crocheting Channel
| 7:00pm | This Day in Crochet History |
| 7:30pm | Beer Can Hat Basics |
| 8:00pm | Crochet Hooks: Size Counts |
| 8:30pm | Tunisian Crochet: The Untold Story |
| 9:00pm | Advanced Stitches: The Elegant Puff Stitch |
| 9:30pm | Happy Hooking: Crochet Your Own Lingerie |
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Chess Channel. Embrace your inner nerd and give it a watch.
Shows Tonight on The Chess Channel
| 7:00pm | Beginning Chess: My Horsey Guy Takes Your Ashtray Looking Thingy |
| 7:30pm | Cutthroat Chess with Ralphie Poindexter |
| 8:00pm | Ruy Lopez: The Man, The Defense |
| 8:30pm | Great Opening Moves: The Wrath of Caro-Kann |
| 9:00pm | Queen Me! |
| 9:30pm | The Ten Most Exciting Mating Patterns |
There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. We’ve had a listing for the Golf Channel. Well, here’s a listing for the Mini Golf Channel.
Shows Tonight on The Mini Golf Channel
| 7:00pm | Ball Color: Does It Matter? |
| 7:30pm | Mini-Golf Fashions: The Ubiquitous Tam O’Shanter |
| 8:00pm | Floyd Webber’s Putting Tips: Navigating the Windmill |
| 8:30pm | America’s Best Courses: Cuzin’ Jed’s Hillbilly Village, Dogpatch USA |
| 9:00pm | Great Moments in Mini-Golf: The 1973 Putt-Putt Championships |
| 9:30pm | It’s All in The Wrist : Exercises For That Smooth Stroking Action |
What’s this? Why its a new What’s on Tonight TV Listing. Since the OWS movement has taken off, we’re wondering what’s on the channel which covers the antics of America’s corporate lackeys.
Shows Tonight on CSPAN
| 7:00pm | Bribery 101 |
| 7:30pm | Conning Your Constituents That You Give a Rat’s Ass About Them |
| 8:00pm | Getting The Most From Your Lobbyist |
| 8:30pm | Great Moments in Corruption: Tom Delay’s Moolah Laundromat |
| 9:00pm | Kickbacks and Relax: The Best Caribbean Tax Havens |
| 9:30pm | Congress After Dark: Interns Gone Wild |
Here’s a What’s on Tonight listing from May 31, 2006.
Shows Tonight on TBN
| 7:00pm | Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition |
| 7:30pm | The DaVinci Code: Satan’s Vomit |
| 8:00pm | That Kid From Growing Pains Explains Life |
| 8:30pm | Countdown to the Rapture |
| 9:00pm | The Making of the Omega Code: The Greatest Movie Ever |
| 9:30pm | The Pat Robertson Comedy Hour |
Here’s a What’s on Tonight listing from April 10, 2006.
Shows Tonight on The Golf Channel
| 7:00pm | Golf 101: Cursing With Class |
| 7:30pm | Golfing Style: Are Plaid Pants and Tam O’Shanters Too Sexy? |
| 8:00pm | The Daly Planet: How To Maximize Your Drives While Smoking A Cigarette |
| 8:30pm | Pimp Your Golf Cart |
| 9:00pm | The 1946 Masters: The Bloodiest Masters Ever |