There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for The Infomercial Channel. Change to this channel in the next five minutes and get a free key chain/potato peeler/sex toy just for watching.
Shows Tonight on The Infomercial Channel
| 7:00pm | I’ve Got a System: Breaking the Bank in Vegas |
| 7:30pm | I’ve Got a System: Breaking the Bank on Wall Street |
| 8:00pm | The Bestest Exercise Machine Ever |
| 8:30pm | Become a Real Estate Tycoon by Placing Tiny Little Ads |
| 9:00pm | Time Life Presents: The Joanie Loves Chachi DVD Collection |
| 9:30pm | Make Money Off Gullible People Who Can’t Sleep |