There are tons of obscure television channels available on cable and satellite dishes. Well, here’s a listing for Amish TV. So settle thee in thy rocker chair with a glass of milk and a slice of shoofly pie and enjoy thyself.
Shows Tonight on Amish TV
| 7:00pm | Barnraising 911 |
| 7:30pm | Knit Thee a Quilt! |
| 8:00pm | Bonnet Fashions for Spring |
| 8:30pm | Pimp Thy Carriage! |
| 9:00pm | Seth Gildenstern’s Late Night Prayer and Comedy Hour |