The new movie, The Bourne Legacy, is due to open in theaters in August. However, in this movie, the action will revolve around a new character, Aaron Cross and not Jason Bourne, the former CIA assassin, turned rogue agent. This movie will surely be a blockbuster and the Bourne franchise will probably continue well into the future much like the James Bond series. Everybody loves a good spy film, right? Well, the BilgeBucket staff has come up with a list of suggested titles and plots for upcoming movies in the Bourne universe. If Hollywood chooses these gems, the movies are sure to be a smashing success!
- New Bourne King – Bourne gets amnesia and thinks he’s Jesus
- The Bourne Losers – Bourne gets amnesia and becomes a member of the Kansas City Royals
- Bourne on the Fourth of July – Bourne get amnesia and thinks he’s James Cagney
- Bourne to Run – Bourne gets amnesia and a chronic case of diarrhea
- Bourne to be Wild – Bourne gets amnesia and thinks he’s Lady Gaga
- First Bourne – Bourne regains his memory temporarily and remembers his days as a schoolyard assassin
- Bourne Again – Bourne gets amnesia and thinks he’s a televangelist
- Water Bourne – Bourne gets amnesia and thinks he’s a dolphin
- A Star is Bourne – Bourne gets amnesia and becomes the toast of Broadway starring as Eliza Doolittle in a revival of My Fair Lady
- Bourne Free – Bourne gets amnesia and tries to live as a lion on the savannahs of Africa
- Bourne on the Bayou – Bourne gets amnesia and thinks he’s a Cajun crocodile farmer
- To the Manor Bourne – Bourne gets amnesia and has bawdy adventures as a well heeled gentleman in merry old England
- Natural Bourne Killers – Bourne gets amnesia and confronts a whole slew of people who just want to kill him (Wait…that’s the plot for the first three movies)
- Bourne Yesterday – Bourne gets amnesia and time travels back to The Bourne Identity and relives his adventures from his first movie
- Bourne and Bread – Bourne gets amnesia and makes lots of dough as a baker