Continuing with the headline hit parade from 2004.
| Bush’s Solution For Rising Healthcare Costs: Don’t Get Sick | 
| Goodfellas Cast Reunites For Nostalgic Dinner And Whacking | 
| Gambling Vampire Dreads High Stakes Poker | 
| Local Nerd Spends Weekend Playing With Palm | 
| Cheney Jealous Of Trump Nickname: Wants To Be Called ‘The Dick’ |