2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we’ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We’ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we’re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we’ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.
Back in August 2011 there was talk about doing a fifth Indiana Jones movie which prompted us to post a BilgeBucket List we did originally in our September 10, 2007 issue listing the top rejected movie titles for the fourth Indiana Jones movie which was subsequently released in 2008 as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and predictably made zillions of dollars. And this was when Harrison Ford was a spry and youthful 69 years old. Now he’s 80 and the fifth Indiana Jones movie has come to fruition with the name Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Quite frankly, our list of titles is a lot funnier and more age appropriate so here’s a repost of the top rejected Indiana Jones movie titles featuring super senior citizen Harrison Ford.
- Indiana Jones and the Raiders of Social Security
- Indiana Jones Has Fallen and He Can’t Get Up
- Indiana Jones and the Jewels of the Senile
- Indiana Jones Adventure at Luby’s Buffet
- Indiana Jones: Prostate of Fury
- Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Medicare Form
- Indiana Jones and the Search for the Lost Car Keys
- Indiana Jones and the Dentures from Hell
- Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Doom
- Indiana Jones: Dude, Where’s My Preparation-H?
- Indiana Jones and the Quest for Low Cost Health Insurance
- Indiana Jones and the Treasure of Viagra Madre