We saw a blurb online this past week about a possible fifth Indiana Jones movie. Now Harrison Ford is in incredible shape for 69 years old. He’s also still at the top of his game acting wise. But lets face it folks, he is a senior citizen in an action adventure franchise. It may be time to ride off into the sunset. Which brought to mind one of our favorite BilgeBucket Lists from our September 10, 2007 issue. It names the rejected titles for the fourth Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which of course became a blockbuster when released in 2008. Maybe they could use one of these titles for the new fifth installment of the series.
- Indiana Jones and the Raiders of Social Security
- Indiana Jones Has Fallen and He Can’t Get Up
- Indiana Jones and the Jewels of the Senile
- Indiana Jones Adventure at Luby’s Buffet
- Indiana Jones: Prostate of Fury
- Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Medicare Form
- Indiana Jones and the Search for the Lost Car Keys
- Indiana Jones and the Dentures from Hell
- Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Doom
- Indiana Jones: Dude, Where’s My Preparation-H?
- Indiana Jones and the Quest for Low Cost Health Insurance
- Indiana Jones and the Treasure of Viagra Madre