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Top Rejected Holiday Television Specials

It’s the holiday season and that means television will be saturated with Holiday Specials like Rudolph The Red-Nose Reindeer, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and …gulp…The Little Drummer Boy. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! However, our intrepid staff has uncovered some specials that the networks rejected and will never be released on the airwaves. Which is really too bad because some of these look like sure fire crowd pleasers.

  • The Arby’s Oven Mitt Saves Christmas
  • How Santa Gambled Christmas Away
  • Joe Lieberman’s Dreidel Mania
  • Newt and Callista Gingrinch’s Christmas at Tiffany’s
  • Call Me Mistress Claus
  • Harvey The Wino Drinks the Spirits of Christmas
  • Sarah Palin’s Reindeer Hunt
  • Quentin Tarantino’s Candy Cokehead Offs Frosty The Snowman
  • A Very Dick Cheney Kwanzaa
  • Don We Now Our Gay Apparel: A Rick Santorum Christmas Nightmare
  • Heidi the Christmas Hooker and The Motel Room Miracle