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2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we’ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We’ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we’re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we’ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.

We’re going to end 2023 with another edition of our headlines retrospective, this time from the year 2007. We’d like to wish everyone a peaceful new year!

New Retro Virus Hits America: Millions Dressing In Bell Bottoms
Putin Throws Killer Banquet For Journalists
Bush Urges Graduates: “C’mon! Go To Iraq! It’s Fun!”
Sopranos Fans Furious About . . .
Bruce Willis Announces Next Movie: Die Already!
‘Spam King’ Sentenced To Thirty Years Of Answering Spam Emails
Local Man Raves About New Salsa Flavored Chips: “You Can Really Taste The Maltodextrin!”
Sting Thinks Name Is Silly: Changes It To Rum-Tug-Tugger

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