From 2003 to 2009, we featured many great headlines in our webzine. We’re going to present some of our favorites again for old times sake this summer. Here are a few we like from the year 2003.
| Local Man Swears to God He’s Atheist |
| Local Dog Farts: Blames It On Master |
| Local Cat Needs Rest After Brutal Nap |
| Clueless Man Wipes Hole In The Ground |
| Yankees Pitcher Refutes Claims Of Belly Itching |