The holiday season is in full swing. If you’ve got a big family and many friends you just may be in danger of overlooking somebody until the last possible minute. No worries! We’re here to help!
We’ve come up with a list of swell gifts to buy from your local drug store at five minutes to closing on Christmas Eve for that lucky someone. You’ll definitely be remembered for your . . . eh-hem . . . thoughtfulness.
- A tube of hemorrhoid cream
- A CD of ‘Fabio’s Greatest Christmas Hits’ (in the discount bin)
- A pack of Marlboro Lights
- A jar of calcium gummies
- A ribbed condom
- A tube of holiday gift wrap
- A bitchin’ sphygmomanometer
- A crazy swirly glass straw
- A roll of toilet paper (this was like gold back in 2020)
- Some hearing aid batteries
- An ovulation test kit
- A DVD of ‘Christmas with the Kranks’ (in the super discount bin)
- A package of leopard print jeggings
- If you’re in Texas, an AR-15
- A ‘fifth’ of Jack Daniels