More Headline Schticks from Oh-Six

2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we’ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We’ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we’re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we’ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.

We’ve still got more headlines from 2006, so here they are. No crying please.

Bird Flu Hits Turkey: Canary Islands Feared Next
Libby Sez “Bush Has Been Leaking Intelligence For Years”
Bush Admits To Leaking: Now Using Extra Absorbent Depends
Tourism News: Saudis Promote Sun, Scuba Diving, Easy Terrorist Financing
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Marry By 30, Divorce By 31
Dyslexic Atheist Doesn’t Believe In Dog
Brits Reject Right-To-Die Bill: “Everyone Must Die An Excruciating Painful Death”
Hot Dog Eating Contest Winner Shockingly Not Getting Babes