More headlines, this time from ’05 (or aught 5 as us grizzled old desert rats say).
| Aniston, Pitt Split: Life As We Know It Likely Over |
| Meaning Of Life Revealed In Ashlee Simpson Song |
| Bush Proposes $80 Gazillion More Dollars For Iraq: Vows To Remove Troops By 22nd Century |
| Rumsfeld Launches New Fragrance: Rummy |
| MLB’s Angels Rename Team: Now Called The Amazing Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim Located In The Trendy California County Of Orange In The Awesome Country Of The United States Of America |