Even more amusing headlines from 2003…
| Local Locksmith Concocts Lame-Ass ‘Locktoberfest’ Promotion | 
| Fun Size Candy Bar Not All That Fun | 
| Local Visigoth Sacks Groceries | 
| Tennis Star Indicted For Racketeering | 
| Kalamazoo Man Doesn’t Love Raymond | 
Satire that shovels it to the public – just like the real media!
Even more amusing headlines from 2003…
| Local Locksmith Concocts Lame-Ass ‘Locktoberfest’ Promotion | 
| Fun Size Candy Bar Not All That Fun | 
| Local Visigoth Sacks Groceries | 
| Tennis Star Indicted For Racketeering | 
| Kalamazoo Man Doesn’t Love Raymond |