Chester Einstein's Illustrious Career

• Manure shoveler
• Beer retriever
• Coal shoveler
• Stepstool
• Dartboard
• Grape stomper
• Ballerina
• Rodeo clown
• Pack mule
• Seamstress
• Spittoon cleaner
• Bootblack
• Newsie
• Cannon fodder
• Thomas E. Dewey double
• Soda jerk
• Bulletin board
• Jerk
• Sacramento Bee Writer
• Tulsa Herald writer
• New York Times writer
• Advisor to Dwight D. Eisenhower
• Carnie geek
• Professional hockey player
• Extra on 'Leave it to Beaver'
• Best boy
• Gaffer
• Director's assistant
• Gimp
• Manure Engineer
• Prospector
• Truck Stop waitress
• Phoenix Gazette writer
• Advisor to Barry Goldwater
• Pawn shop owner
• Dog groomer
• Bra salesman
• Bass guitarist
• Better Homes and Garden writer
• Extra on 'Mannix'
• Groove merchant
• Bong salesman
• High Times writer
• Advisor to George McGovern
• Carnie geek
• Playboy writer
• Extra on 'Debbie Does Dallas'
• Roadie for Bruce Springsteen
• Black Jack dealer
• Cracked Magazine writer
• Transporter of nuclear waste
• Window washer
• Gigolo
• Arts and crafts docent
• Travel guide
• Woman's Day writer
• Circle K clerk
• Advisor to Michael Dukakis
• Carnie geek
• MicroDinks executive
• Art dealer
• Sandwich artist
• DMV employee
• White House intern
• JuggerMart manager
• O Magazine writer
• Cactus groomer
• BilgeBucket Gazette writer