{"id":976,"date":"2011-12-21T15:56:57","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T22:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=976"},"modified":"2011-12-21T15:56:57","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T22:56:57","slug":"top-holiday-gifts-for-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=976","title":{"rendered":"Top Holiday Gifts For 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The holiday season is in full swing. If you haven&#8217;t spent yourself into bankruptcy yet and are still looking for the right gift for that special someone in your life, look no further. Our intrepid staff has conveniently compiled a list of the hot \u201cgotta have it\u201d items for this years holiday season. Take this to the mall and don&#8217;t forget your helmet, spiked gloves and shoulder pads. Holiday shopping is dangerous!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><em><em>A set of masonry drill bits<\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Texas Hold &#8216;Em Poker Starter Set &#8211; For Kids <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Mazeltel&#8217;s Talking Menorah featuring the voice of Fran Drescher <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Mercenary Jesus Hummel Figurine<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Lindsay Lohan\u2019s new fragrance: Eau dat Skank <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Pischer Frice&#8217;s My First AK-47 &#8211; For Kids <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em> A jar of Colon Cleanse <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>A $30,000 Tiffany&#8217;s yellow diamond ring with a double-row of white round brilliant diamonds in platinum and 18k gold &#8211; Oops&#8230;That&#8217;s just for Newt and Callista Gingrich<br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Allahsbro\u2019s Lil\u2019 Suicider Fun Kit <\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em>Joan Rivers\u2019 Do-It-Yourself Skin Tightening Clamps<\/em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><\/em><em><em><em>Fear Factor<\/em> Bug And Testicle Blender &#8211; For Kids <\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em><\/em>A barrel of sweet crude <\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em>&#8216;My Favorite Kwanzaa Memories<\/em>&#8216; audio CD by Mitt Romney<\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><em><em><em><\/em>A shiny, new Festivus pole<\/em> <\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The holiday season is in full swing. If you haven&#8217;t spent yourself into bankruptcy yet and are still looking for the right gift for that special someone in your life, look no further. Our intrepid staff has conveniently compiled a list of the hot \u201cgotta have it\u201d items for this years holiday season. Take this &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=976\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Top Holiday Gifts For 2011&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[312,328,325,313,324,314,327],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1038,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions\/1038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}