{"id":939,"date":"2011-12-10T19:16:16","date_gmt":"2011-12-11T02:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=939"},"modified":"2018-02-15T23:06:59","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T06:06:59","slug":"patriotrends-gun-toting-inflatible-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=939","title":{"rendered":"PatrioTrend&#8217;s Gun Toting Inflatible Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a SKYMart product just in time for the holidays. Get it for that Jesus loving, gun waving, patriotic Teabagger in your life.<\/p>\n<p class=\"size-full wp-image-944\" title=\"inflatablejesus\">What\u2019s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons, solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell\u2026all on sale at exorbitant prices? Not much if you ask us. That\u2019s why we\u2019re teaming with SKYMart, America\u2019s favorite in-flight <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">crap merchant<\/span> shopping mart, to bring you the best in people pleasing products. So break out your credit cards and prepare yourself for debilitating debt!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_944\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-944\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=944\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-944\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-944\" title=\"inflatablejesus\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/inflatablejesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/inflatablejesus.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/inflatablejesus-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-944\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just in time for the holidays&#8230;Nothing says Merry Christmas America more than this house size inflatable Jesus who is toting an AK-47 and wearing an American flag lapel pin. Prove how much you love America and hate the terrorists by buying the biggest inflatable on the block. As we all know, bigger is better, especially in America. This large, inflatable savior means business and will put the fear of God into all those secular humanists and atheists. Inflate with hot air only. From the leader in trendy, exploitative, expensive, patriotic goods, PatrioTrends. Sale Price: only $12,250.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a SKYMart product just in time for the holidays. Get it for that Jesus loving, gun waving, patriotic Teabagger in your life. What\u2019s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons, solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=939\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;PatrioTrend&#8217;s Gun Toting Inflatible Jesus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[995,61,8,68,1687,994,23,198],"tags":[252,317,22,9,118,316,318,75,98,19,24,48],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5849,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions\/5849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}