{"id":9100,"date":"2024-06-19T20:41:23","date_gmt":"2024-06-20T03:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=9100"},"modified":"2024-06-19T20:41:25","modified_gmt":"2024-06-20T03:41:25","slug":"the-trump-memorial-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=9100","title":{"rendered":"The Trump Memorial Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>We&#8217;ve posted today&#8217;s photo-toon a few times before &#8211; <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"December 8, 2019 (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7053\" target=\"_blank\">December 8, 2019<\/a> and <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"August 12, 2022 (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8264\" target=\"_blank\">August 12, 2022<\/a>.  But it&#8217;s even more appropriate now because former twice impeached American CEO\/Dictator and petulant man-child Donald Trump was convicted in his hush money trial in New York. <strong>He is now officially a convicted FELON and a CROOK! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Predictably, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Republican sycophants in the House of Representatives have recently suggested that America honor Trump the FELON (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/elections\/2024\/06\/18\/republican-congress-bills-honor-donald-trump\/74128185007\/\" target=\"_blank\">Republican sycophants in the House of Representatives have recently suggested that America honor <\/a><strong><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Republican sycophants in the House of Representatives have recently suggested that America honor Trump the FELON (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/elections\/2024\/06\/18\/republican-congress-bills-honor-donald-trump\/74128185007\/\" target=\"_blank\">Trump the FELON<\/a><\/strong> because &#8211; you know &#8211; law breakers should be honored and honest citizens should worship them . . . at least according to the completely moral and ethical GOP. Arizona&#8217;s embarrassing human jack ass Paul Gosar wants to put TFG&#8217;s mug on a $500 bill. A Florida congresswoman wants to give Trumpty Dumpty the Congressional Gold Medal for his foreign policy successes &#8211; you know &#8211; like kissing dictator Vladimir Putin&#8217;s ass and sucking up to dictator Kim Jong Un. Another bill pushed by these wing nuts wants to rename Dulles Airport in Washington D.C. for <strong>Trump the FELON<\/strong>. These conservative Republicans just can&#8217;t admit they made a mistake, can they.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We suggest a slightly different Trump monument. We envision that an appropriate memorial for Trump would be one of the orange-haired megalomaniac seated on his throne tweeting out his infinite wisdom to his sheeple with his \u2018massive\u2019 hands.  Said statue will be located in a prominent place in Washington D.C. in an alley behind a KFC next to a dumpster which frequently catches on fire.  Like the placard says: <strong>COVFEFE &#8211; He&#8217;s a CROOK, get over it!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"720\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpmemorialstatuecovfefecrook.jpg\" alt=\"Plans are being made for the Trump Memorial which will feature America's CEO\/Dictator Donald Trump sitting on his throne tweeting words of wisdom (like Covfefe) on his phone with his massive hands. The monument will be located in Washington D.C. in an alley behind a KFC next to a dumpster that frequently catches fire.\" class=\"wp-image-7052\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpmemorialstatuecovfefecrook.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpmemorialstatuecovfefecrook-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption>Plans are being made for the Trump Memorial which will feature America&#8217;s CEO\/Dictator Donald Trump sitting on his throne tweeting words of wisdom (like Covfefe) on his phone with his massive hands. The monument will be located in Washington D.C. in an alley behind a KFC next to a dumpster that frequently catches fire.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve posted today&#8217;s photo-toon a few times before &#8211; December 8, 2019 and August 12, 2022. But it&#8217;s even more appropriate now because former twice impeached American CEO\/Dictator and petulant man-child Donald Trump was convicted in his hush money trial in New York. He is now officially a convicted FELON and a CROOK! Predictably, Republican &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=9100\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Trump Memorial Redux&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1462,2487,60,2320,8,68,85,963,3,2307,198],"tags":[1575,22,2523,2041,1790,2037,2522,9,663,2143,2144,1841,2040,98,296,2250,19,661,47,48,2332,993,2300],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9100"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9100"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9105,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9100\/revisions\/9105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}