{"id":9085,"date":"2024-05-26T17:36:52","date_gmt":"2024-05-27T00:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=9085"},"modified":"2024-05-26T17:36:53","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T00:36:53","slug":"the-singing-rat-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=9085","title":{"rendered":"The Singing Rat Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Back on March 4, 2019 we created a post featuring <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"former Trump fixer Michael Cohen singing like a canary in front of a House Oversight committee about the many frauds of his former employer (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6573\" target=\"_blank\">former Trump fixer Michael Cohen singing like a canary in front of a House Oversight committee about the many frauds of his former employer<\/a>. Fast forward five years and it&#8217;s time for the return of the singing rat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Stormy Daniels hush money trial is winding down and Michael Cohen returned to the stand to testify against the orange haired megalomaniac man-child and <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"from most accounts, he held his own and was 'credible' (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/au.news.yahoo.com\/york-judge-finds-michael-cohen-005505956.html\" target=\"_blank\">from most accounts, he held his own and was &#8216;credible&#8217;<\/a>. Granted Cohen is a liar but then again <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Trump is an even bigger prevaricator to the tune of over 30,000 in over four years as CEO\/Dictator of America (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/graphics\/politics\/trump-claims-database\/?utm_term=.f4062c36cd82\" target=\"_blank\">Trump is an even bigger prevaricator to the tune of over 30,000 in over four years as CEO\/Dictator of America<\/a>. So, what&#8217;s going to happen? Given TFG&#8217;s propensity to escape accountability his entire life, we&#8217;re not holding our breath. But maybe, just maybe, justice will prevail and Trump will be wearing a jumpsuit to match his orange complexion in the near future. Here&#8217;s a repost of our Singing Rat meme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"588\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/michaelcohenthesingingrat1.jpg\" alt=\"The Singing Rat: Michael Cohen is just your everyday goombah who also happens to be the fixer for Republican crime boss Donald Trump. When G-Man Robert Mueller catches Cohen covering up an illicit affair with a hooker for Trump, the rat sings like a canary. Rated T for Trumptastic.\" class=\"wp-image-6585\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/michaelcohenthesingingrat1.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/michaelcohenthesingingrat1-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption>The Singing Rat: Michael Cohen is just your everyday goombah who also happens to be the fixer for Republican crime boss Donald Trump. When G-Man Robert Mueller catches Cohen covering up an illicit affair with a hooker for Trump, the rat sings like a canary. Rated T for Trumptastic.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back on March 4, 2019 we created a post featuring former Trump fixer Michael Cohen singing like a canary in front of a House Oversight committee about the many frauds of his former employer. Fast forward five years and it&#8217;s time for the return of the singing rat. The Stormy Daniels hush money trial is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=9085\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Singing Rat Returns&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[927,61,2487,60,2320,8,85,963,3,2307,198,35],"tags":[401,74,1783,22,20,1552,238,2520,663,2143,2144,199,1963,98,596,296,2250,1881,19,831,1882,1676,2332,516,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9085"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9085"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9089,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9085\/revisions\/9089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}