{"id":8943,"date":"2024-01-22T22:48:10","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T05:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8943"},"modified":"2024-01-22T22:48:12","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T05:48:12","slug":"gods-little-puppet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8943","title":{"rendered":"God’s Little Puppet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mike Johnson has only been Speaker of the House for a short period of time and it already looks like he may not be long for the job. This bible-thumper actually reached across the aisle and came up with a funding bill to avoid a government shutdown which left the raving lunatics of the GOP foaming at the mouth. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We have no sympathy for this person. He’s an open christian nationalist who wants nothing more than to turn this country into a theocracy.<\/a> Not only that, he’s a creationist<\/a> and believes in the rapture<\/a>. Like we’ve said before, if you believe that nonsense you should be permanently banned from the corridors of power. He has openly opined that he thinks God wanted him to be Speaker.<\/a> Sound familiar? George W. Bush said that God wanted him to be President<\/a> and now evangelical whack jobs have produced a propaganda video proclaiming that God created TFG to be America’s ‘Caretaker’<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

We think that sanctimonious Mike Johnson bears a striking resemblance to another little bible thumper from the ’60s: little Davey from the Davey and Goliath<\/em> stop motion claymation puppet show that preached the bible to kids every Sunday morning. Little Davey, along with his dog Goliath and his holier-than-thou family shoved their religion down every child’s throat. Just watch some of these old shows, especially the ‘lost episode’ about the Polka Dot Tie<\/a>. The cringe is massive. And now America has a little Davey second in line for the Presidency. May Zeus help us all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Republican Speaker of the House and christian nationalist Mike Johnson bears a striking resemblance to animated clay bible thumper Davey from the Davey and Goliat<\/em>h show of the 1960s and even has vowed to shove his religion down everyone’s throat just like Davey.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mike Johnson has only been Speaker of the House for a short period of time and it already looks like he may not be long for the job. This bible-thumper actually reached across the aisle and came up with a funding bill to avoid a government shutdown which left the raving lunatics of the GOP … Continue reading “God’s Little Puppet”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,60,2320,8,68,85,963,3,2307,1762,198],"tags":[1542,252,22,2485,2486,914,915,319,9,992,2484,1887,1834,98,596,296,1781,189,188,19,1180,2030,1638],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8943"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8952,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8943\/revisions\/8952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}