{"id":8914,"date":"2023-12-30T14:02:04","date_gmt":"2023-12-30T21:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8914"},"modified":"2024-01-01T18:53:43","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T01:53:43","slug":"aught-7-8-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8914","title":{"rendered":"Aught 7 Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we\u2019re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we\u2019ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re going to end 2023 with another edition of our headlines retrospective, this time from the year 2007. We&#8217;d like to wish everyone a peaceful new year! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">New Retro Virus Hits America: Millions Dressing In Bell Bottoms<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Putin Throws Killer Banquet For Journalists<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bush Urges Graduates: \u201cC\u2019mon! Go To Iraq! It\u2019s Fun!&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><em>Sopranos<\/em> Fans Furious About . . .<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bruce Willis Announces Next Movie: <em>Die Already!<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">\u2018Spam King\u2019 Sentenced To Thirty Years Of Answering Spam Emails<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Local Man Raves About New Salsa Flavored Chips: \u201cYou Can Really Taste The Maltodextrin!&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Sting Thinks Name Is Silly: Changes It To Rum-Tug-Tugger<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8914\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Aught 7 Headlines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[2449,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8914"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8914"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8923,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8914\/revisions\/8923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}