{"id":8894,"date":"2023-12-14T00:50:28","date_gmt":"2023-12-14T07:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8894"},"modified":"2023-12-14T20:42:31","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T03:42:31","slug":"top-last-minute-drug-store-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8894","title":{"rendered":"Top Last Minute Drug Store Xmas Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The holiday season is in full swing. If you&#8217;ve got a big family and many friends you just may be in danger of overlooking somebody until the last possible minute.  No worries! We&#8217;re here to help!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve come up with a list of swell gifts to buy from your local drug store at five minutes to closing on Christmas Eve for that lucky someone. You&#8217;ll definitely be remembered for your . . . eh-hem . . . thoughtfulness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong><em>A tube of hemorrhoid cream <\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A CD of &#8216;Fabio&#8217;s Greatest Christmas Hits&#8217; (in the discount bin)<\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A pack of Marlboro Lights<\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A jar of calcium gummies<br><\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A ribbed condom <\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A tube of holiday gift wrap <\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A bitchin&#8217; sphygmomanometer<\/em><\/strong> <\/li><li><strong><em>A crazy swirly glass straw<\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A roll of toilet paper (this was like gold back in 2020) <\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>Some hearing aid batteries <\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>An ovulation test kit<br><\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A DVD of &#8216;Christmas with the Kranks&#8217; (in the super discount bin)  <\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A package of leopard print jeggings<br><\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>If you&#8217;re in Texas, an AR-15 <\/em><\/strong><\/li><li><strong><em>A &#8216;fifth&#8217; of Jack Daniels<\/em><\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The holiday season is in full swing. If you&#8217;ve got a big family and many friends you just may be in danger of overlooking somebody until the last possible minute. No worries! We&#8217;re here to help! We&#8217;ve come up with a list of swell gifts to buy from your local drug store at five minutes &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8894\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Top Last Minute Drug Store Xmas Gifts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[312,325,324,327,700],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8894"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8894"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8905,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8894\/revisions\/8905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}