{"id":8889,"date":"2023-11-21T19:36:39","date_gmt":"2023-11-22T02:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8889"},"modified":"2023-11-21T19:36:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T02:36:40","slug":"more-headline-schticks-from-oh-six","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8889","title":{"rendered":"More Headline Schticks from Oh-Six"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we\u2019re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we\u2019ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve still got more headlines from 2006, so here they are. No crying please.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bird Flu Hits Turkey: Canary Islands Feared Next<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Libby Sez \u201cBush Has Been Leaking Intelligence For Years\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bush Admits To Leaking: Now Using Extra Absorbent Depends<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Tourism News: Saudis Promote Sun, Scuba Diving, Easy Terrorist Financing<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Lindsay Lohan Wants To Marry By 30, Divorce By 31<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Dyslexic Atheist Doesn\u2019t Believe In Dog<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Brits Reject Right-To-Die Bill: \u201cEveryone Must Die An Excruciating Painful Death\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Hot Dog Eating Contest Winner Shockingly Not Getting Babes<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8889\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;More Headline Schticks from Oh-Six&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[377,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8889"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8889"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8892,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8889\/revisions\/8892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}