{"id":8827,"date":"2023-09-20T14:37:51","date_gmt":"2023-09-20T21:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8827"},"modified":"2023-09-20T14:37:52","modified_gmt":"2023-09-20T21:37:52","slug":"more-aught-6-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8827","title":{"rendered":"More Aught 6 Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we\u2019re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we\u2019ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Continuing with our headlines retrospective, here&#8217;s even more knee-slapping headlines from 2006. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Local Kid Performs Trick While Mom Isn\u2019t Looking: Repetition Looming<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Couric Named CBS News Anchor: Promises Perkier News By 2007<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">No Stiff Penalties For Limbaugh On Viagra Possession<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Doctors Discover Living Leads To Death<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">WMD Update: North Korea, Iran Looking To Obtain Taco Bell Burrito Supreme<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Kissinger On Iraq: \u201cIt\u2019s Not Vietnammy Enough Yet\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Physics News: Cats Crazy About String Theory<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Socialite Buys $1000 Designer Shoes: Maintains Illusion Of Superiority<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8827\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;More Aught 6 Headlines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[377,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8827"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8827"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8831,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8827\/revisions\/8831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}