{"id":8774,"date":"2023-08-14T13:50:28","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T20:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8774"},"modified":"2023-08-15T22:04:41","modified_gmt":"2023-08-16T05:04:41","slug":"aught-6-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8774","title":{"rendered":"Aught 6 Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we\u2019re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we\u2019ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> Continuing with our headlines retrospective, we&#8217;ve switched to our most prolific year, 2006. Therefore, lucky for you, we&#8217;ve increased our number of entries, some which are actually funny . . .  really . . .  no fooling!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Tom Jones Knighted With Queen\u2019s Underpants<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Scientists Reveal Urkel Annoyance Factor Increases Exponentially With Time<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Strange \u2018Watery\u2019 Substance Falls From Sky In Phoenix Area<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Apathetic Teen Wins Cell Phone: Gets 1000 \u2018Whatever\u2019 Minutes<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mike Wallace Retires: Plans In-Depth Investigation Of Strip Clubs<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bush Vexed By Iraq, Middle East, Ball Of String<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Limbaugh Sez Michael J. Fox Faking Parkinsons: Fox Sez Limbaugh Faking Cognizance<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Guy Wearing Stethoscope Around Neck <em>Must<\/em> Be Doctor<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8774\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Aught 6 Headlines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[377,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8774"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8774"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8785,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8774\/revisions\/8785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}