{"id":8482,"date":"2023-01-24T17:29:04","date_gmt":"2023-01-25T00:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8482"},"modified":"2023-02-06T17:30:52","modified_gmt":"2023-02-07T00:30:52","slug":"headlines-revisited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8482","title":{"rendered":"Headlines Revisited"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of those archived articles, headlines, photo-toons, BilgeBucket Lists and other content over the past twelve years. In honor of our 20th, and because we\u2019re sick of the current state of affairs in the world, we\u2019ll be reposting more items from 2003 through 2009 throughout this year.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> From 2003 to 2009, we featured many great headlines in our webzine. We&#8217;ve already posted many in our <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Headlines category (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?cat=566\" target=\"_blank\">Headlines category<\/a>.  Here are a few more we&#8217;ve dug up from the year 2003. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<table class=\"wp-block-table\"><tbody><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Self Absorbed Actress Smitten By Self Absorbed Actor<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Dr. Phil Loses It: Advises Couple To Kill Each Other<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Loser Laments Being Hated: Vows To Eat Some Worms<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Scientists Clone A Horse, Of Course, Of Course<\/span?<\/strong><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Iraq News: Ba&#8217;ath Party Out, Shower Party In<\/span><\/strong><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2023 marks the 20th anniversary of the BilgeBucket Gazette. Our first issue was on May 19, 2003 and we\u2019ve been shoveling it to the public, just like the corporate media, ever since. We changed our format to a WordPress blog in 2011 so all of our earlier material was archived. We\u2019ve been reposting many of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8482\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Headlines Revisited&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566],"tags":[565,564],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8482"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8482"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8491,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8482\/revisions\/8491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}