{"id":831,"date":"2011-11-10T15:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T22:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=831"},"modified":"2011-11-10T22:14:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T05:14:13","slug":"the-trendy-sharpers-ionic-briefs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"The Trendy Sharper’s Ionic Briefs"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a new SKYMart product just in time for the holiday office party.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons, solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell\u2026all on sale at exorbitant prices? Not much if you ask us. That\u2019s why we\u2019re teaming with SKYMart, America\u2019s favorite in-flight crap merchant<\/span> shopping mart, to bring you the best in people pleasing products. So break out your credit cards and prepare yourself for debilitating debt!<\/p>\n

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Ionic Briefs are the latest in clean air technology fashion from The Trendy Sharper, the leader in overpriced fads for today\u2019s upscale spendthrift. These briefs are perfect for today\u2019s go-getter who can\u2019t afford letting an ill-advised lunch at Taco Pancho damage his chances at getting that important new business deal or scoring with that hot chick in the office. These stylish briefs detect any discharged bodily gas and automatically dispense charged ionic energy at the offending odor before it even leaves your pants. The air that wafts from your rear is as fresh as a spring day in Cleveland! Don\u2019t pass wind inappropriately and be a loser! Take control of your trousers and blast foul flatulence to bits with a pair of Ionic Briefs. These comfortable briefs come in fashionable chocolate heather with yellow lining and a chic Trendy Sharper lightning bolt on the front to boost your confidence. Three pack now only $1000 dollars! Be the first in your office who can truly say that your shit doesn\u2019t stink!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Here’s a new SKYMart product just in time for the holiday office party. What\u2019s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons, solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell\u2026all on sale at exorbitant … Continue reading “The Trendy Sharper’s Ionic Briefs”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[284,283,98,24,282],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":940,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}