{"id":8264,"date":"2022-08-12T22:37:27","date_gmt":"2022-08-13T05:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8264"},"modified":"2022-08-12T22:37:28","modified_gmt":"2022-08-13T05:37:28","slug":"trump-in-the-toidy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8264","title":{"rendered":"Trump In The Toidy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Words can’t express the glee we’ve had this week with the news of the FBI issuing a search warrant at TFG’s palatial residence Mar-a-lago in Florida<\/a>. With unsealing of the warrant today, we’ve learned that the twice impeached orange haired megalomaniac man child is under investigation for possible violating of the Espionage Act.<\/a> We’ve been critical of Merrick Garland and the DOJ for seemingly doing nothing to bring the former CEO\/Dictator to justice but we stand corrected. Garland has handled everything masterfully this week<\/a> and we’ve got a huge case of schadenfreude, just like at least 81 million other Americans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In celebration of TFG finally appearing to face some justice, we’ve decided to repost a photo-toon from <\/strong>December 8, 2019<\/strong><\/a>. It depicts what a possible Trump Memorial might look like showing TFG sitting on his favorite throne dictating to his followers on Twitter, explaining COVFEFE and stating that we should all get over the fact that he’s a crook. At least we know now why he was obsessed with toilets flushing – that’s where he tried to put his torn up documents<\/a>. Let this be the crime that puts him in a jail cell with a guy named Bubba who’s fond of spoonin’<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Plans are being made for the Trump Memorial which will feature America’s CEO\/Dictator Donald Trump sitting on his throne tweeting words of wisdom (like Covfefe) on his phone with his massive hands. The monument will be located in Washington D.C. in an alley behind a KFC next to a dumpster that frequently catches fire.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Words can’t express the glee we’ve had this week with the news of the FBI issuing a search warrant at TFG’s palatial residence Mar-a-lago in Florida. With unsealing of the warrant today, we’ve learned that the twice impeached orange haired megalomaniac man child is under investigation for possible violating of the Espionage Act. We’ve been … Continue reading “Trump In The Toidy”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1462,61,60,2320,8,68,85,963,3,2307,198],"tags":[1518,1575,2380,22,1552,2041,1790,2037,664,2113,2381,2382,915,1369,1293,9,1991,897,2143,1539,2040,98,296,2250,19,2379,1096,47,48,2332,993,694,894],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8264"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8264"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8272,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8264\/revisions\/8272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}