{"id":8076,"date":"2021-12-22T19:30:19","date_gmt":"2021-12-23T02:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8076"},"modified":"2021-12-23T14:45:48","modified_gmt":"2021-12-23T21:45:48","slug":"ill-be-home-for-festivus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8076","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Be Home For Festivus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Despite the fact that the new Omicron variant of the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus is spreading like wildfire around the globe and cancelling many holiday festivities for a second straight year,  we\u2019d like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> And to all the TFG loving, QAnon nut jobs who stormed the Capitol and the conservative christian Republicans who enable and encourage their democracy threatening antics . . . we think you know where you can stick the Festivus pole. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus.jpg\" alt=\"Happy Festivus aluminum pole\" class=\"wp-image-3210\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite the fact that the new Omicron variant of the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus is spreading like wildfire around the globe and cancelling many holiday festivities for a second straight year, we\u2019d like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus! And to all the TFG loving, QAnon nut jobs who stormed the Capitol and the conservative christian Republicans &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=8076\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;ll Be Home For Festivus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[827,252,312,22,328,324,2250,19,2332,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8076"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8076"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8081,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8076\/revisions\/8081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}