{"id":7890,"date":"2020-11-13T16:22:44","date_gmt":"2020-11-13T23:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7890"},"modified":"2020-11-13T16:22:47","modified_gmt":"2020-11-13T23:22:47","slug":"a-man-for-four-seasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7890","title":{"rendered":"A Man For Four Seasons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>While America&#8217;s Impeached CEO\/Dictator and petulant man child Donald Trump whines, cries and swims in the river of denial, his administration and the propaganda flying monkeys at Fox continue to enable the emotional toddler&#8217;s fantasy that he actually won the election through non-existent fraud, despite Biden earning more than 5 million more votes and more than likely winning the electoral vote by the same total the orange-haired megalomaniac defeated Hillary Clinton in 2016, 306-232; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/kellyanne-conway-2016-tweet-trump-landslide-biden-win-1547370\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"or as Trump called it in 2016, &quot;a landslide&quot; (opens in a new tab)\">or as Trump called it in 2016, &#8220;a landslide&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But an event occurred this past week which perfectly encapsulates the incompetence of the Trump administration. Somehow, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"instead of booking a press conference at Four Seasons Hotel in Philadelphia, the lame brains booked a gig at Four Seasons Total Landscaping (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thecut.com\/2020\/11\/how-did-trumps-team-land-on-four-seasons-total-landscaping.html\" target=\"_blank\">instead of booking a press conference at Four Seasons Hotel in Philadelphia, the lame brains booked a gig at Four Seasons Total Landscaping<\/a>.  So, instead of just admitting a mistake and rescheduling &#8211;  in typical conservative fashion, the Trumpies doubled down on their mistake and <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"held the conference at the landscaping store which is conveniently located in an industrial-commercial area between a crematorium and an adult book store\/theater (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/2020\/11\/four-seasons-total-landscaping-trump-giuliani-philadelphia-perfect.html\" target=\"_blank\">held the conference at the landscaping store which is conveniently located in an industrial-commercial area between a crematorium and an adult book store\/theater<\/a>. You can&#8217;t write comedy better than this and in fact all the late night comics had a blast mocking the whole insipid affair. And wouldn&#8217;t you know, Trump sends head goombah Rudy &#8216;Captain Colludiani&#8217; Giuliani to give the presser as the rotten cherry on top of the shit sundae.  Wow! The ineptitude is breathtakingly stunning! And yet there are seventy million people in America who voted for this kind of stupidity for four more years. Double Wow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"413\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fourseasonslandscapingpressconference.jpg\" alt=\"In a move which perfectly demonstrates the incompetence of the Trump administration, chief goombah Rudy Giuliani holds a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, conveniently located between a crematorium and an adult bookstore\/theater, which brought about much perturbation from the clientele of the whack shack.\" class=\"wp-image-7889\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fourseasonslandscapingpressconference.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/fourseasonslandscapingpressconference-300x248.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption>In a move which perfectly demonstrates the incompetence of the Trump administration, chief goombah Rudy Giuliani holds a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, conveniently located between a crematorium and an adult bookstore\/theater, which brought about much perturbation from the clientele of the whack shack.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While America&#8217;s Impeached CEO\/Dictator and petulant man child Donald Trump whines, cries and swims in the river of denial, his administration and the propaganda flying monkeys at Fox continue to enable the emotional toddler&#8217;s fantasy that he actually won the election through non-existent fraud, despite Biden earning more than 5 million more votes and more &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7890\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Man For Four Seasons&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,2054,60,8,68,85,198],"tags":[1745,2285,2002,290,2282,22,2286,107,147,2283,4,156,9,2284,663,98,1487,296,19,47,48,694,1464,1305],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7890"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7890"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7900,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7890\/revisions\/7900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}