{"id":775,"date":"2011-11-01T23:36:35","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T06:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=775"},"modified":"2011-11-01T23:36:35","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T06:36:35","slug":"more-celebrity-look-a-likes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=775","title":{"rendered":"More Celebrity Look-a-likes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More celebrity look-a-likes, this is from our January 31, 2007 issue.<\/p>\n<p>A favorite feature nowadays in many papers across the country is one presenting local citizens who <em>claim<\/em> that they look like well known celebrities. Well we here at the Bucket know a lame-ass idea when we see it. We&#8217;ve asked residents of Cactus Corners, Arizona which celebrity they resemble. The results will astound you!<\/p>\n<p>WARNING &#8211; You&#8217;re not seeing double folks!<\/p>\n<table width=\"529\" border=\"4\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=776\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-776\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-776\" title=\"richardmunch\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/richardmunch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=777\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-777\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-777\" title=\"georgeclooney\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/georgeclooney.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"134\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><em><strong>Richard Munch<\/strong><\/em>: People are always telling me that from a distance, oh let&#8217;s say about a mile away, I look just like <strong>George Clooney<\/strong>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=778\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-778\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-778\" title=\"britneyspears\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/britneyspears.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=778\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-778\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-778\" title=\"britneyspears\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/britneyspears.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><em><strong>Britney Spears<\/strong><\/em>: I love to visit Cactus Corners and when I do, people are constantly coming up to me and saying that I look exactly like <strong>Britney Spears<\/strong>.Wait a second&#8230;I <em>am<\/em> <strong>Britney Spears<\/strong>! Like, Duhhhhh!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=779\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-779\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-779\" title=\"craiglowenstein\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/craiglowenstein.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=780\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-780\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-780\" title=\"quasimodo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/quasimodo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><em><strong>Craig Lowenstein<\/strong><\/em>: The girls I hit on at the dance clubs say I look like some guy named <strong>Quasimodo<\/strong>. From the way they run away from me screaming, I&#8217;m guessing that&#8217;s a bad thing.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=781\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-781\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-781\" title=\"kojinakayama\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/kojinakayama.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=782\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-782\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-782\" title=\"kimjongil\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/kimjongil.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"114\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\"><em><strong>Koji Nakayama<\/strong><\/em>: I live in an all-white subdivision and all my neighbors keep calling me <strong>Kim Jong Il<\/strong> because they think I look like him; you know, I&#8217;m Asian and I wear glasses. I&#8217;m not even Korean, I&#8217;m Japanese, you friggin&#8217; morons!!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More celebrity look-a-likes, this is from our January 31, 2007 issue. A favorite feature nowadays in many papers across the country is one presenting local citizens who claim that they look like well known celebrities. Well we here at the Bucket know a lame-ass idea when we see it. 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