{"id":7581,"date":"2020-06-28T18:41:49","date_gmt":"2020-06-29T01:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7581"},"modified":"2020-06-29T16:45:02","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29T23:45:02","slug":"mister-fitness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7581","title":{"rendered":"Mister Fitness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Things are not going well lately for America’s Impeached CEO\/Dictator and petulant man child Donald Trump. His coronavirus response has been anemic as COVID-19 cases continues to escalate across the United States<\/a> and the death toll mounts. His ‘comeback rally’ in Tulsa was a complete and total disaster<\/a>. His poll numbers are tanking and Joe Biden has opened up a sizable lead<\/a>, although we know better (see the 2016 presidential elections) than to completely trust polls especially four months before election day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But probably the funniest thing that’s happened is the problems our fearless Leader has had with basic human motor functions. Much mockery has been made of Trump’s exit down a ramp from a West Point speech that made him appear “like a baby deer on a frozen pond”<\/a>. During that same West Point speech, our orange-haired megalomaniac narcissist drank a glass of water like a toddler using his sippy cup<\/a>. Normally, we wouldn’t mock elderly people who are having trouble. However, Trump has derided and mocked others every day of his clusterf*ck of a presidency while simultaneously bragging what a perfect human specimen he is. He has become so unhinged that he spent several minutes regaling the crowd of his domination of the water glass and his ramp descent<\/a> like he had just single-handedly wrestled a hippo into submission in the Congo. He even drank a glass of water with one hand, to hoots and hollers from the small crowd<\/a>. So, this is what it’s come to, folks; Trump supporters are cheering for and worshiping a man because he can drink a glass of water . . . with one hand. Yikes!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes, Donald Trump is Mister Fitness, America. We have no doubt that soon he’ll be boasting about running a mile under four . . .<\/strong> HOURS<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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America\u2019s Impeached CEO\/Dictator, stable genius, fittest President ever and the self proclaimed \u2018chosen one\u2019, Donald Trump, amazes everyone with magnificent feats of derring-do like running a sub-four hour mile and drinking a glass of water with one hand.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Things are not going well lately for America’s Impeached CEO\/Dictator and petulant man child Donald Trump. His coronavirus response has been anemic as COVID-19 cases continues to escalate across the United States and the death toll mounts. His ‘comeback rally’ in Tulsa was a complete and total disaster. His poll numbers are tanking and Joe … Continue reading “Mister Fitness”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1462,61,60,8,68,85,963,3,198,1982],"tags":[2070,1575,2002,22,2086,507,46,147,914,915,2197,9,2198,98,2199,235,296,1159,2196,19,47,48,694,2191,2195,2194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7581"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7581"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7589,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7581\/revisions\/7589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}