{"id":751,"date":"2011-10-26T00:39:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T07:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=751"},"modified":"2011-10-26T00:39:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T07:39:50","slug":"boss-limhogg-barks-orders-to-gop-lackeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=751","title":{"rendered":"Boss Limhogg Barks Orders To GOP Lackeys"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s some political BS from our March 7, 2009 issue.<\/p>\n

Talk Radio Personality Rush Limbaugh took a bold step last week at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington D.C. and proclaimed himself head of the Republican party. Limbaugh, sporting a black cowboy hat and southern style suit, announced that he would know like to be known as Boss Limhogg to which the crowd of sycophantic Republicans howled with an approving \u201cgkew-gkew-gkew\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy fellow conservatives,\u201d croaked Limhogg. \u201cRemember back during the Iraq War when I said that we should never criticize the President and how un-American that would be. Well, screw that! We are the last bastions of true patriotic Americans and it is our duty to make sure that President Barack Hussein Obama, the magic Negro, fails at everything he does as President. He doesn\u2019t truly represent Americans; he wasn\u2019t even born in this country. His socialist agenda would be catastrophic for our poor bankers and Wall Street CEOs who are fighting valiantly to preserve the plutocracy that we\u2019ve worked so hard to establish. He even wants to help those homeowners who were stupid enough to take those risky loans instead of the money lenders who bravely offered them. Why it\u2019s the second coming of Stalin I tells ya!\u201d<\/p>\n

New RNC Chairman Michael \u2018Roscoe\u2019 Steele was the first to acknowledge Limbaugh\u2019s unquestioned superiority. \u201cI apologize for ever saying Mr. Limhogg was ugly or even worse, an entertainer. He\u2019s the finest American I know and I am proud to be his right hand flunkey. Gkew-gkew-gkew!\u201d<\/p>\n

Georgia GOP Representative, Phil Gingrey, who openly criticized the radio personality in January, offered nothing but flattery. \u201cI\u2019m so sorry about ever saying anything negative about Boss. You\u2019re the smartest person ever and I\u2019ll always ask your advice on every issue from now on. I love you Rush, I truly do! Oh please forgive me Rush! Please oh please oh please! Gkew-gkew-gkew!\u201d<\/p>\n

Many big names in the Republican Party raved about the new Boss. Former disgraced Republican Congressman Tom Delay praised Limhogg loudly and strongly. \u201cBoss Limhogg is a great role model and I know all about role models since I am one. Every American should want to be like Rush: overweight, obnoxious, crass, rude, hypocritical, egotistical, and drug addicted. Why the world be a lot better place if we were. Gkew-gkew-gkew!\u201d<\/p>\n

Evangelist Pat Robertson said, \u201cWhy if Jesus Christ was right here in front of me, which he hopefully will be very soon, he\u2019d be saying that Rush is what Christianity is all about. Gkew-gkew-gkew!\u201d<\/p>\n

Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani gushed, \u201cI love Rush\u2019s makeover. He looks like Boss Hogg and Johnny Cash all in one. I can see why he gets all the babes. Why if I were dressed up like a woman right now, I\u2019d be all over that stylish tub of goo. Gkew-gkew-gkew!\u201d<\/p>\n

Dittoheads also expressed their support for Boss Limhogg. Cletus Dillman of Scarlet Thorax, Texas said, \u201cI can\u2019t stand the idea of being socialist. Everyone being equal and sharing things? As a Christian, I find that idea very offensive.\u201d<\/p>\n

Farley Kerwood of Beetle Meadows, Georgia said, \u201cUgggh. Rush good. Obama bad. Me hungry. Me want beer.\u201d<\/p>\n

Darryl Hull of Rebel Falls, Mississippi said, \u201cI listen to Boss Limhogg everyday and I think he is such a regular guy. I would love to get together with El Rushbo and have a beer with him. That is if he ever steps foot outside his Palm Beach mansion or gets off the golf course at his country club. But I\u2019m sure he\u2019d acknowledge my presence.\u201d<\/p>\n

Boss Limhogg then dismissed his fawning minions. \u201cIn closing, we\u2019ve got to get those Obama boys and keep our moonshine\u2026er\u2026money safe for all of Hazzard Coun\u2026er\u2026I mean the United States of America. Now everyone form a line so that you may come up here and kiss my ass\u201d to which the audience gave a resounding \u201cgkew, gkew gkew\u201d.<\/p>\n

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New self-appointed Republican head honcho Boss Limhogg, dressed stylishly in his Boss Hogg\/Johnny Cash ensemble, keeps his lackey, new RNC Chairman Michael "Roscoe" Steele in line.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s some political BS from our March 7, 2009 issue. Talk Radio Personality Rush Limbaugh took a bold step last week at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington D.C. and proclaimed himself head of the Republican party. Limbaugh, sporting a black cowboy hat and southern style suit, announced that he would know like … Continue reading “Boss Limhogg Barks Orders To GOP Lackeys”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[144,61,60,8,68,3],"tags":[247,244,252,22,20,249,250,156,9,243,43,98,19,101,248,245,246,251],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":759,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions\/759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}