{"id":7442,"date":"2020-04-25T21:21:56","date_gmt":"2020-04-26T04:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7442"},"modified":"2020-04-25T21:21:58","modified_gmt":"2020-04-26T04:21:58","slug":"maegamorons-they-need-manicures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7442","title":{"rendered":"M\u00c6GAMORONS: They Need Manicures!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

We’re still shaking our heads at the stupidity of the M\u00c6GAMorons or Teabaggers 2.0 and their insipid open up the country protests, despite the still rising number of cases of COVID-19<\/a> across the country and the world. The reason: they miss getting haircuts and manicures<\/a>. These idiots, who’ve prided themselves that they collected enough rations to survive for years in the coming apocalypse, can’t make it a month on moderate social distancing. This shutdown isn’t to take away our freedoms; it’s for the safety of all Americans so we don’t get this nasty disease which currently has a 7 percent death rate worldwide. Like we stated in our previous post, should we protest when the weather service issues a tornado warning. It’s almost hurricane season; should we just ignore hurricane warnings because they infringe upon our freedoms for a while. This shutdown isn’t permanent, folks. If we can keep a lid on things until June, there’s a good chance the second wave, which will be coming<\/a>, won’t be quite so bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But nooooooooo! States like Georgia<\/a> and Michigan<\/a> have already started to open things up. People flocked to beaches in southern California<\/a>. We just hope that if these people do get sick, they won’t bother to go to the hospital. Just let your local Republican know that you gave your life for the economy and we’ll sure they’ll remember your sacrifice<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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We’re still shaking our heads at the stupidity of the M\u00c6GAMorons or Teabaggers 2.0 and their insipid open up the country protests, despite the still rising number of cases of COVID-19 across the country and the world. The reason: they miss getting haircuts and manicures. These idiots, who’ve prided themselves that they collected enough rations … Continue reading “M\u00c6GAMORONS: They Need Manicures!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,60,8,68,963,3,198],"tags":[1575,74,22,2086,1899,1552,2142,46,914,915,9,357,851,2144,2145,199,98,296,1300,1930,1630,2146,19,661,411,730,788,449,47,48,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7442"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7447,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442\/revisions\/7447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}