{"id":7303,"date":"2020-03-13T13:21:15","date_gmt":"2020-03-13T20:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7303"},"modified":"2020-03-13T13:21:18","modified_gmt":"2020-03-13T20:21:18","slug":"our-simpson-esque-man-child-dictator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7303","title":{"rendered":"Our Simpson-esque Man Child Dictator"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>We received this week for the umpty-ninth time of the Trump administration a glaring colossal reason why America&#8217;s Impeached CEO\/Dictator Donald Trump should not be re-elected. In a televised speech to the nation, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Trumpty Dumpty in typical Trumpian fashion failed to admit any fault in his response to the coronavirus and instead of calming the nerves of people worldwide, prompted more panic as stock markets again plunged Thursday morning (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/trump-coronavirus-teleprompter-speech\/2020\/03\/12\/81bc8a3a-647a-11ea-acca-80c22bbee96f_story.html\" target=\"_blank\">Trumpty Dumpty in typical Trumpian fashion failed to admit any fault in his response to the coronavirus and instead of calming the nerves of people worldwide, prompted more panic as stock markets again plunged Thursday morning<\/a>. That&#8217;s almost an 8,000 point drop since mid February, folks; basically erasing any stock market gains since 2017. And remember: the &#8216;strength&#8217; of the stock market was supposedly Trump&#8217;s mightiest accomplishment. Ooops!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A hallmark of the Trump presidency is that he constantly boasts how everybody loves him, what a stable genius he is and that &#8216;some people&#8217; proclaim that he&#8217;s the greatest president in history. This monstrous narcissism was on display last week at a press conference at the CDC where <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"our orange-haired megalomaniac blathered on about how a relative of his was a 'super-genius' and how scientists were coming up and telling him how smart he was and that he's got 'a natural ability' (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/americas\/us-politics\/trump-healthcare-us-medicine-coronavirus-centers-for-disease-control-a9384441.html\" target=\"_blank\">our orange-haired megalomaniac blathered on about how a relative of his was a &#8216;super-genius&#8217; and how scientists were coming up and telling him how smart he was and that he&#8217;s got &#8216;a natural ability&#8217;<\/a>. Scientist, doctors and engineers around the world collectively vomited at this point. Trump&#8217;s vanity and ego truly know no bounds!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve noted Trump&#8217;s resemblance to perpetual cartoon brat back in 2016 when <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"we did a photo-toon explaining the 2016 election, Simpsons style with Hillary Clinton as Lisa and Trump as Bart (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=4998\" target=\"_blank\">we did a photo-toon explaining the 2016 election, Simpsons style with Hillary Clinton as Lisa and Trump as Bart<\/a>.  Trump&#8217;s constant boasting over the last three years reminds us of <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"an episode of the Simpsons in Season 4 (Lisa's First Word) (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0701160\/\" target=\"_blank\">a classic episode of the Simpsons in Season 4 (Lisa&#8217;s First Word)<\/a> when a little two year old Bart paraded around the house banging a pot proclaiming to all within earshot<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\" &quot;I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me! I am so great!&quot; (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EKYz2M6zoII\" target=\"_blank\"> &#8220;I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me! I am so great!&#8221;<\/a>  Or here&#8217;s <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"a hilarious 10 minute loop of Bart's proclamation (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fvP7X-7FvyE\" target=\"_blank\">a hilarious 10 minute loop of Bart&#8217;s proclamation<\/a>. (We&#8217;ve also embedded the vids below.) Gee, sound familiar? Yes, our Impeached CEO\/Dictator and petulant man child Donald Trump certainly does bear a striking resemblance to rotten little imp Bart Simpson. Cowabunga, dude!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"462\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/donaldtrumpbartsimpsonseparatedatbirth.jpg\" alt=\"America's Impeached CEO\/Dictator and petulant man child, Donald Trump, bears a striking resemblance to rotten, little imp Bart Simpson from the Simpsons and has even adopted walking around proclaiming loudly to all how great he is.\" class=\"wp-image-7311\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/donaldtrumpbartsimpsonseparatedatbirth.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/donaldtrumpbartsimpsonseparatedatbirth-300x277.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption>America&#8217;s Impeached CEO\/Dictator and petulant man child, Donald Trump, bears a striking resemblance to rotten, little imp Bart Simpson from the Simpsons and  has even adopted walking around proclaiming loudly to all how great he is.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube aligncenter wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I Am So Great! (The Simpsons)\" width=\"840\" height=\"630\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EKYz2M6zoII?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>Donald Trump proclaiming his greatness to all.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube aligncenter wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Bart Simpson Says I Am So Great for like 10 minutes\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fvP7X-7FvyE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>Donald Trump perpetually proclaiming his greatness.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We received this week for the umpty-ninth time of the Trump administration a glaring colossal reason why America&#8217;s Impeached CEO\/Dictator Donald Trump should not be re-elected. 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