{"id":7221,"date":"2020-02-14T17:35:25","date_gmt":"2020-02-15T00:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7221"},"modified":"2020-02-14T17:35:33","modified_gmt":"2020-02-15T00:35:33","slug":"foolproof-gun-control-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7221","title":{"rendered":"Foolproof Gun Control Solution"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The coronavirus has gained the attention of the world recently <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"with more than 65,000 cases reported globally and almost 1,5000 deaths (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/asia\/live-news\/coronavirus-outbreak-02-14-20-intl-hnk\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">with more than 65,000 cases reported globally and almost 1,5000 deaths<\/a>. America&#8217;s Impeached CEO\/Dictator Donald Trump even took an aggressive stand <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"by issuing travel restrictions with  China where the virus originated (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2020\/02\/02\/us\/coronavirus-us-travel-restrictions\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">by issuing travel restrictions with  China where the virus originated<\/a>. But many <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"feel that the travel ban could backfire (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2020\/02\/07\/health\/coronavirus-travel-ban\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">feel that the travel ban could backfire<\/a>. While we applaud this act of preparedness, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/wuhan-coronavirus-lesser-threat-to-americans-than-flu-2020-1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"health officials and the CDC say that the flu is much more dangerous and has already claimed 10,000 lives in the U.S. since October (opens in a new tab)\">health officials and the CDC say that the flu is much more dangerous and has already claimed 10,000 lives in the U.S. since October<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But there is one deathly scourge that continues to be ignored by the corporate media and the corrupt, conservative Republican corporate lackeys in Congress who continue to look the other way and do nothing. That menace is none other than gun violence. In America, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"gun violence kills far more people than coronavirus  every year (36,000 gun deaths each year with more than 100,000 shot and injured) (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/lawcenter.giffords.org\/facts\/gun-violence-statistics\/\" target=\"_blank\">gun violence kills far more people than coronavirus  every year (36,000 gun deaths each year with more than 100,000 shot and injured)<\/a> but yet the corporate media chooses to gaslight us and continue to scare the sheeple with the occasional and over-hyped biological threats. Over-hyped is a strong word but look at the numbers.  According to the CDC, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"427 people are under investigation in the U.S. for coronavirus (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/media\/dpk\/diseases-and-conditions\/coronavirus\/coronavirus-2020.html\" target=\"_blank\">445 people are under investigation in the U.S. for coronavirus<\/a>. There are about 325 million people in America, so that means that <strong>0.00013692307<\/strong> <strong>percent of Americans have the virus<\/strong>. In China, which has almost 1.4 billion people,<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\" there are 60,000 confirmed cases (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/qz.com\/1802035\/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases\/\" target=\"_blank\"> there are 60,000 confirmed cases<\/a>. So, that means that <strong>0.00428571428  percent of the Chinese population have the virus<\/strong>. There are <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"already questions concerning the numbers being reported from Chinese officials (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.barrons.com\/articles\/chinas-economic-data-have-always-raised-questions-its-coronavirus-numbers-do-too-51581622840\" target=\"_blank\">already questions concerning the numbers being reported from Chinese officials<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> This is par for the course for the Republicans and their cohorts in the corporate media. Would Trump ever consider signing an executive order banning assault weapons? Are you kidding???!!!  The Republicans love using viruses as way to scare the sheeple. Look at the 2014 election, <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"when the GOP announced to everybody that Ebola was coming to get them (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=3638\" target=\"_blank\">when the GOP announced to everybody that Ebola was coming to get them<\/a>. Ebola can only be transmitted if you&#8217;re in direct contact with bodily fluids of an infected person, but that didn&#8217;t bother the Republicans from lying their asses off to get their permanently scared constituents to vote for them to &#8216;save the day&#8217;. We&#8217;ve seen how much more corrupt they&#8217;ve become <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"since then with their whitewashing of Trump during his impeachment trial (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/politics\/2020\/01\/with-trumps-impeachment-trial-republicans-have-convicted-themselves\/\" target=\"_blank\">since then with their whitewashing of Trump during his impeachment trial<\/a> and the <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"complete collapse of the now corrupted Department of Justice (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/2020\/02\/12\/trump-openly-corrupts-doj-former-insider-sounds-alarm\/\" target=\"_blank\">complete collapse of the now corrupted Department of Justice<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since Republicans refuse to do anything about our biggest crisis,  we here at the Bucket have a foolproof method of gun control. Sure it&#8217;s a bit crude but you know what, so are today&#8217;s right wing conservative gun nuts. <strong>So, just in time for Valentine&#8217;s Day, if you  love guns more than life itself: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>go home<\/strong><\/li><li><strong>give your favorite firearm a blow job<\/strong><\/li><li><strong>bring that gun to orgasm <\/strong><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Or in simpler terms:  <strong>Go F*ck Your Gun!<\/strong> We guarantee it will be a mind-blowing experience and we might finally be able to pass some decent legislation making America safe and sane again before the next round of mass shootings. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"499\" height=\"683\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/guncontolsolutionblowjob.jpg\" alt=\"Here's a handy dandy gun control solution for all those gun enthusiasts out there who love their guns more than life itself. Guaranteed to be a mind-blowing experience!\" class=\"wp-image-7183\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/guncontolsolutionblowjob.jpg 499w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/guncontolsolutionblowjob-219x300.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 499px) 85vw, 499px\" \/><figcaption>Here&#8217;s a handy dandy gun control solution for all those gun enthusiasts out there who love their guns more than life itself. Guaranteed to be a mind-blowing experience!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The coronavirus has gained the attention of the world recently with more than 65,000 cases reported globally and almost 1,5000 deaths. America&#8217;s Impeached CEO\/Dictator Donald Trump even took an aggressive stand by issuing travel restrictions with China where the virus originated. But many feel that the travel ban could backfire. While we applaud this act &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7221\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Foolproof Gun Control Solution&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,60,8,68,1687,85,963,3,198],"tags":[624,1602,626,621,622,74,73,671,252,22,2086,20,27,1552,953,2088,9,118,705,537,719,510,2085,199,623,98,942,596,296,19,661,1096,1217,47,48,694,715,2089],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7221"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7221"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7237,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7221\/revisions\/7237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}