{"id":7069,"date":"2019-12-23T16:46:35","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7069"},"modified":"2019-12-23T16:46:36","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T23:46:36","slug":"have-yourself-a-merry-little-festivus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7069","title":{"rendered":"Have Yourself A Merry Little Festivus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>We\u2019d like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LdesJJjgzXc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Or a given the recent news, a Merry Impeachmas! (opens in a new tab)\">Or a given the recent news, a Merry Impeachmas!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And to Trump supporters and the conservative christian Republican enablers who claim that Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, compare him to Jesus Christ and don&#8217;t support impeaching him. . .we think you know where you can stick the Festivus pole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus.jpg\" alt=\"Happy Festivus aluminum pole\" class=\"wp-image-3210\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019d like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus! Or a given the recent news, a Merry Impeachmas! And to Trump supporters and the conservative christian Republican enablers who claim that Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, compare him to Jesus Christ and don&#8217;t support impeaching him. . .we think you know where you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=7069\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Have Yourself A Merry Little Festivus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[827,312,328,324,1991,2052,75,19,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7069"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7069"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7095,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7069\/revisions\/7095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}