{"id":6842,"date":"2019-08-02T21:03:40","date_gmt":"2019-08-03T04:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6842"},"modified":"2019-08-02T21:03:42","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T04:03:42","slug":"moscow-mitch-or-moscows-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6842","title":{"rendered":"Moscow Mitch; Or Moscow’s Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, a.k.a. Turtle Boy, has been in the headlines a lot lately. Apparently poor little Mitchy doesn’t like his new nickname, ‘Moscow Mitch’,<\/a> given to him for his refusal to pass election security bills that would ensure Russia doesn’t interfere with the 2020 elections like they did in 2016<\/a>. Why would anyone, especially a United States Senator, want a hostile foreign nation to interfere with our democratic elections? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, Turtle Boy knows that without Russian help, Republicans have no hope of winning. Ever since 1988, Republicans have only won the popular vote in the presidential elections once – that’s right folks – one time(2004). The only reason they’re even competitive in the House of Representatives is because districts are so gerrymandered by GOP controlled states that Republicans have a distinct advantage over Democratic candidates<\/a>. Even Robert Mueller warned of Russian interference in his recent testimony before the House Judiciary Committee. The Russians hacked elections in all fifty states in 2016.<\/a> Furthermore, Moscow Mitch knew about it and still did nothing to stop it in 2016<\/a> and he will continue to nothing about it because Moscow Mitch places the Republican party above country. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moscow Mitch also has dubious ties to Russia in that Kentucky has gotten some pretty sweet deals from Russian oligarchs<\/a>. Yes, Moscow Mitch has sold out his country for fun and profit and yet he has the audacity to accuse Democrats and media outlets of ‘modern day McCarthyism’.<\/a> How is this dipshit still getting elected despite an approval rating in the thirties in his home state of Kentucky<\/a>? Maybe its because voting machine companies donate heavily to his coffers<\/a>. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen; Corporate America has fixed it so Moscow Mitch gets elected time and time again because . . . you know. . . corporations are people, too. Thanks Supreme Court!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, poor wittle Turtle Boy better get used to being called Moscow Mitch because he will be called Moscow Mitch up until he loses his seat next November. But fear not; after he loses, at least Moscow Mitch can move to Russia to stay with Vladimir Putin and his Russian oligarch pals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, a.k.a \u2018Turtle Boy\u2019, whines about his new nickname ‘Moscow Mitch’ while his boss Russian President Vladimir Putin suggests a more appropriate moniker.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, a.k.a. Turtle Boy, has been in the headlines a lot lately. Apparently poor little Mitchy doesn’t like his new nickname, ‘Moscow Mitch’, given to him for his refusal to pass election security bills that would ensure Russia doesn’t interfere with the 2020 elections like they did in 2016. Why would … Continue reading “Moscow Mitch; Or Moscow’s Bitch”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,60,8,85,963,3,198,1863],"tags":[1575,74,73,22,20,389,27,1552,1956,1576,107,147,1958,9,1951,739,1957,1039,712,1955,1954,1953,1874,66,98,852,942,596,1952,1273,1257,19,661,871,917,738,785,47,48,694,1308],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6842"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6853,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842\/revisions\/6853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}