{"id":6455,"date":"2018-12-24T00:42:20","date_gmt":"2018-12-24T07:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6455"},"modified":"2018-12-24T00:42:20","modified_gmt":"2018-12-24T07:42:20","slug":"have-a-holly-jolly-festivus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6455","title":{"rendered":"Have A Holly, Jolly Festivus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019d like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus!<\/p>\n<p>And to Trump supporters and the Republicans who&#8217;ve enabled the lying, orange haired, megalomaniac man child these past two years\u2026we think you know where you can stick the Festivus pole.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3210\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus.jpg\" alt=\"Happy Festivus aluminum pole\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/festivus-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019d like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus! And to Trump supporters and the Republicans who&#8217;ve enabled the lying, orange haired, megalomaniac man child these past two years\u2026we think you know where you can stick the Festivus pole.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[827,312,328,324,1657,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6455"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6456,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6455\/revisions\/6456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}