{"id":643,"date":"2011-10-14T00:41:11","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T07:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=643"},"modified":"2011-10-14T00:41:11","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T07:41:11","slug":"earl-heiniemanns-bigass-hammock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"Earl Heiniemann&#8217;s BigAss Hammock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A SKYMart product from our August 31, 2006 issue:<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons, solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell\u2026all on sale at exorbitant prices? Not much if you ask us. That\u2019s why we\u2019re teaming with SKYMart, America\u2019s favorite in-flight <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">crap merchant<\/span> shopping mart, to bring you the best in people pleasing products. So break out your credit cards and prepare yourself for debilitating debt!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_644\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-644\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?attachment_id=644\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-644\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-644\" title=\"bigasshammock\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bigasshammock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bigasshammock.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/bigasshammock-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-644\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The latest reports indicate that over 60 percent of Americans are obese. Since Americans are becoming bigger and bigger, larger leisure furniture is an absolute necessity. The BigAss Hammock is the perfect solution for today\u2019s larger girthed Americans. Just conveniently hang your BigAss Hammock on any nearby suspension bridge and Voila! You\u2019re ready for a nice afternoon snooze. Hell, snooze all day! The BigAss Hammock is just the latest quality product from the leader in trendy toys for the donut loving, hamburger snarfing, beer guzzling, BigAss American; Earl Heiniemann. Sale Price: $75.2 million. Price does not include bridge reconstruction costs.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A SKYMart product from our August 31, 2006 issue: What\u2019s more fun than perusing those in-flight shopping magazines and seeing fun products that everyone needs like ping pong ball cannons, solar powered face fans for your dog, and your very own life-size bronze sculpture of Simon Cowell\u2026all on sale at exorbitant prices? Not much if &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=643\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Earl Heiniemann&#8217;s BigAss Hammock&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[212,213,211,98,24],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":832,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions\/832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}