{"id":6043,"date":"2018-06-06T20:14:03","date_gmt":"2018-06-07T03:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6043"},"modified":"2018-06-06T20:14:03","modified_gmt":"2018-06-07T03:14:03","slug":"sinkhole-or-trumps-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6043","title":{"rendered":"Sinkhole Or Trump&#8217;s Ass?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, it was reported that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/local\/wp\/2018\/05\/22\/theres-a-sinkhole-on-the-white-house-lawn-and-its-growing\/?noredirect=on&amp;utm_term=.88bb24385ec4\" target=\"_blank\">a sinkhole had opened up on the White House&#8217;s North Lawn and it appears to be growing<\/a>. Wow! If this isn&#8217;t a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration, we don&#8217;t know what is.<\/p>\n<p>So how did the White House deal with the problem. Ehhh&#8230;just put a board over it. Just like with climate change; nothing to see here folks. Apparently, this isn&#8217;t the first sinkhole to appear on a Trump property. According to the aforementioned link, one opened up at Mar-a-lago last year.<\/p>\n<p>We have no doubt that America&#8217;s hugely intelligent CEO\/Dictator, Donald Trump, will probably wonder if the sinkhole is in fact his ass.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6045\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6045\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6045\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpwhitehousesinkholeass.jpg\" alt=\"America's CEO\/Dictator, Donald Trump, ponders whether or not the sinkhole on the White House lawn is indeed his ass.\" width=\"500\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpwhitehousesinkholeass.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpwhitehousesinkholeass-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6045\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">America&#8217;s CEO\/Dictator, Donald Trump, ponders whether or not the sinkhole on the White House lawn is indeed his ass.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, it was reported that a sinkhole had opened up on the White House&#8217;s North Lawn and it appears to be growing. Wow! If this isn&#8217;t a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration, we don&#8217;t know what is. So how did the White House deal with the problem. Ehhh&#8230;just put a board over it. Just &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=6043\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sinkhole Or Trump&#8217;s Ass?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1462,61,60,8,3,198],"tags":[1745,1743,9,1539,199,1744,21,98,596,235,296,19,1742,47,48,694,1391],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6043"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6043"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6047,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6043\/revisions\/6047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}