{"id":5709,"date":"2017-11-08T23:34:24","date_gmt":"2017-11-09T06:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5709"},"modified":"2017-11-09T20:23:13","modified_gmt":"2017-11-10T03:23:13","slug":"maybe-the-problem-is-the-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5709","title":{"rendered":"Maybe The Problem Is The Pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Schnatter, the founder and owner of Papa John’s pizza, recently came under fire for complaining that his pizza sales were down because of the NFL protests<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This from a man who complained back in 2012 that Obamacare would force him to raise the price of his pizza a measly fourteen cents to cover healthcare for his own employees<\/a>. Let’s repeat that…his own employees<\/strong>. So Papa John is such a cheapskate, he doesn’t even want to protect the very people who made it possible for him to build a 40,000 square foot mansion<\/a>. Boy, we thought we were misers\u00a0here at the Bucket, but Papa John is definitely the World’s Stingiest Man<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Because of the stance against the players protesting, Papa John’s has become the ‘official\u00a0pizza’ of the alt-right<\/a>. To John Schnatter’s credit, he doesn’t want to be associated with Nazis so he’s\u00a0had to come out and beg white supremacists\u00a0not to buy his pizza<\/a>. Too late Papa John…you’re one of them.<\/p>\n

We here at the Bucket think that maybe Papa John’s pizza sales are down because the cardboard box the pizza comes in tastes better than the pizza.<\/p>\n

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A savvy consumer enlightens Papa John about the true reasons his pizza sales are lagging.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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