{"id":5166,"date":"2016-12-28T18:30:16","date_gmt":"2016-12-29T01:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5166"},"modified":"2016-12-28T18:30:16","modified_gmt":"2016-12-29T01:30:16","slug":"trumps-z-list-inaugural-jamboree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5166","title":{"rendered":"Trump&#8217;s Z-List Inaugural Jamboree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Much is being said about Donald Trump&#8217;s upcoming inauguration as the 45th President of the United States and the lack of star power he has so far attracted to the event. Much like the GOP convention, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inquisitr.com\/3825297\/donald-trump-inauguration-ceremony-in-the-soup-as-a-list-entertainers-plan-anti-trump-freedom-concert\/\" target=\"_blank\">it looks like there will be a dearth of A-list entertainment options despite claims to the contrary by Trump and all his pals<\/a>. About the only celebrities willing to perform are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent. We&#8217;re also sure Scott Baio is probably available. Maybe <a href=\"http:\/\/rateyourmusic.com\/artist\/scott_baio\" target=\"_blank\">he could play some songs off of his albums<\/a>. Actually, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/hollywood\/2016\/12\/donald-trump-inauguration-alec-baldwin\" target=\"_blank\">Alec Baldwin, who has been comically portraying Trump on SNL, has offered to perform at the inauguration if he can sing AC\/DC&#8217;s Highway to Hell<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We think that maybe Trump will have to turn to the animal kingdom for performers. Maybe some YouTube cats, or some <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GXM-5j9NDDw\" target=\"_blank\">drum playing hound<\/a> or maybe a piano playing squirrel. Yeah, that&#8217;s the ticket.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5168\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5168\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5168 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpinaugurationsquirrelentertainment.jpg\" alt=\"Donald Trump is attracting top notch, A-List entertainers to perform at his inauguration like Nutsy, the piano playing squirrel.\" width=\"500\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpinaugurationsquirrelentertainment.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/trumpinaugurationsquirrelentertainment-300x249.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5168\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Donald Trump is attracting top notch, A-List entertainers to perform at his inauguration like Nutsy, the piano playing squirrel.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much is being said about Donald Trump&#8217;s upcoming inauguration as the 45th President of the United States and the lack of star power he has so far attracted to the event. Much like the GOP convention, it looks like there will be a dearth of A-list entertainment options despite claims to the contrary by Trump &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5166\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trump&#8217;s Z-List Inaugural Jamboree&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1462,61,60,8,68,85,3,198],"tags":[1470,22,20,389,27,147,1030,9,717,199,21,98,596,235,19,1471,47,48,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5166"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5166"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5171,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5166\/revisions\/5171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}