{"id":5129,"date":"2016-11-14T20:47:09","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T03:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5129"},"modified":"2016-11-14T20:47:57","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T03:47:57","slug":"takin-a-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5129","title":{"rendered":"Takin&#8217; A Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While American CEO\/Dictator, Donald Trump, assembles his cabinet from hell, we&#8217;re taking a little reprieve. Eighteen months of Con-a-thon 2016 has left us exhausted and we need to recharge our batteries a little. We recommend everyone do the same. We&#8217;re going to need a lot of energy to deal with the enormous loads of crap that&#8217;s going to be coming down the pike in the near future. We&#8217;ll be back soon with our humorous take on Trump&#8217;s cabinet picks. Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5130\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5130\" style=\"width: 359px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5130\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/gonefishinsign.jpg\" alt=\"Gone Fishin' - Be Back Soon!\" width=\"359\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/gonefishinsign.jpg 359w, http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/gonefishinsign-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 359px) 85vw, 359px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5130\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We&#8217;re taking a break America. We&#8217;ll be back real soon.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While American CEO\/Dictator, Donald Trump, assembles his cabinet from hell, we&#8217;re taking a little reprieve. Eighteen months of Con-a-thon 2016 has left us exhausted and we need to recharge our batteries a little. We recommend everyone do the same. We&#8217;re going to need a lot of energy to deal with the enormous loads of crap &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/?p=5129\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Takin&#8217; A Break&#8221;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[689,147,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5129"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5129"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5132,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5129\/revisions\/5132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bilgebucket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}